Today, a friend asked me to help him get rid of a girl who would't stop texting him. It worked perfectly. Now she's texting me nonstop. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I asked my friend to stop texting me, because I'm on a limited plan and didn't want to go over my limit. She responded by getting a group of her friends to text bomb me. I got well over a hundred one-word texts. FML
Today, feeling so depressed to the point of having suicidal thoughts, I texted a girl I had a crush on. Her response? "Can you please delete my number, you're getting annoying." FML
Today, I had been trying to text my girlfriend all day, but no reply. After a while, I became worried so I called. She picked up and said, "Can't talk, busy." Not even a minute later, my best friend says to me, "Dude, tell your girlfriend to leave me alone. She's been texting me all day." FML
Today, a creepy girl from my class wouldn't stop texting me and trying to call me. In order to get her to stop, I texted back saying that I was at my mom's house for a family dinner. She replied, "No you're not. I can see you right now." FML
Today, I texted my friend’s mom, asking if she could send over my hoodie that I left at their house. Except I didn’t text her, I texted my ex’s mom, who said, “You should probably stop texting me. She’s engaged now.” FML
Today, an old friend of mine texted me, saying we should hang out. I thought it was really sweet and was excited to see her again, until she realized that she was texting the wrong person, and canceled our plans immediately. FML
Today, after pouring my heart out to a beautiful girl on Facebook, and having her return the favor, she typed a final message that read, "That was my friend. Please f*ck off now. Thanks." FML
Today, I got my crush's phone number. I started texting him and once I told him who it was, he stopped replying. FML
Today, I finally got to spend a good amount of time with this girl I had been trying to get with for weeks, only to realize I wasn't that into her. I asked my friend for help and he proceeded to literally drag me away from her, while I pretended to try and stop him. FML
Today, I finally got the girl of my dreams' phone number. After texting her "Hey, is this Stephanie?" I got response saying "Sorry bro, I know how you feel, she did the same thing to me." FML
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SecundusSecunda 27
Tag, you're it.
alex_the_tiger 14
Block her
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Comments (57)
hardcorefan16 22
It's called block her phone number
nouna_k 14
You can either block her like most people here told you, or you can just tell her that you don't need any friends right now...i guess this is a better way to tell her to stop talking to you...or you can ignore her texts hoping she would find another person to cling onto -.-
conahole 6
Escalate the crazy.
Tipaicse_fml 2
She's just "non-stop"? Why does she write like she's running out of time?
vikky538 29
Your username should be textherpis
fader48080 10
I had this problem here is what you do. ask constantly and a little forcefully for dirty pictures and or sex acts. she should hopefully get pissed and leave or at least you have some nice pics so win win kind of. please note this is only helpful if she is legal otherwise it could lead to more trouble than it solves
Cagara_fml 10
Ask a third friend to help
manuwish 9
be truthful and tell her that she writes you too much and is starting to be annoying/ a nuisance, if she could reduce the writing or else you will have to block her..be truthful, it works best!
KB503 15
So then it didn't work perfectly.
yourbesthomie831 3
**** her a couple times then get rid of her