Today, I discovered I have a cyst on my backside. I can't get it removed until Friday. I have to sit through four midterms this week. FML
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blackheart24
| 10
I trust the doctor.
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DocBastard
| 38
No, that's an abscess (pus-filled horror show). A cyst is a sac with a lining filled with fluid or debris, depending on the type of cyst.
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xSniperx_fml
| 5
First? xD
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samiwammy
| 5
Yikes, that sucks, I'm sorry.
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madskittlesftw
| 5
Op can just lean forward and rest her head why'll taking the test.. Then sleep when shes done?
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samiwammy
| 5
Hmm true, but I would think that it would be kinda distracting and painful.
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rallets
| 22
sounds like you need some a-cyst-ance
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EvilPotato
| 14
Consider yourself lucky, imagine it was on your bum, then you couldn't sit at all.
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NEEPLES
| 7
Backside is a polite way of saying "bum"
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ripgeorgecarl1n
| 7
Excuse me, but I believe the term "ass cheeks" is more politicly correct.
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Keyman1212
| 14
And here is was thinking "rear meat curtains" was the proper medical terminology. Damn it.
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flockz
| 19
back flap lobes? what the fuck are ass cheeks?
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EvilPotato
| 14
43 bum is the polite way of saying "but".
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FreshlyCut
| 0
What's cyst? Don't you mean what's a cyst. Look it up hippie.
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choloman
| 0
butt*
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kelsey_katie
| 17
49,
That just became my quote of the day!
That just became my quote of the day!
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billigoat
| 8
That sounds like a pain in the butt!
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nalia18
| 8
Listen up class... Bum is the polite way of saying butt and butt is the corret way of saying booty and booty is the gangster way of saying buttox and buttox is the british way of saying that thingy i sit on and that thingy i sit on is the stupid way of saying ass and ass is the everyday way of saying crap machine and crap machine is the gross way of saying my humps and my humps is the hip hop way of saying lil piece of heaven and lil piece of heaven is the right way of saying bum... *phew* that'll be all for today
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flockz
| 19
and gluteus maximus is the correct, scientific way to say it.
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iamsmelly
| 0
i dont think this will a-cysy-her on the test :D
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n_epic_fail
| 14
I didn't realize politeness still existed in this era we live in... Or maybe it's just America.
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greatness101
| 0
Lmgtfy.com/cyst
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Alexisthebestest
| 16
When I was about 3 I developed a golfball sized cyst on my neck & I had to get surgery to remove it. I have a pretty sweet scar on my neck now- I tell people I had a conjoined twin but they didn't make it. You'd be surprised how gullible people are.
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billigoat
| 8
When I was a newborn I had a huge cyst on my head. They removed it. Now I have a gigantic bald patch on my head. I'm a 14 year old girl.
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Abbeygale
| 8
I had an encephocele (think that's how you spell it) when I was born, so I also have a bald spot caused by a scar on my head from an operation to have it removed... I'm also a girl, it sucks bad I feel your pain.
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smirnoff1695
| 0
Ouchyy mama. Sounds distracting.
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m0tl3ycru3
| 0
Sounds painful
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MyMilkShake2Yard
| 0
Just get a friend to remove for u, all u need is a pin, alcohol and tissues, lots of tissues.
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laden_swallow09
| 34
55 - More like towels! Those things do NOT want to drain nor clean easily. Ew >.
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TheDeadlyTurtle
| 7
Can I touch it? Haha jk. O.o
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You_Need_Soap
| 6
TMI
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TheDeadlyTurtle
| 7
I should have said "I have healing hands" yes thy would have sounded clever :3
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deadman93
| 7
dont froget shit to sanitize that needle/pin.
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Daralea
| 21
Not sure why deadman got thumbed down. I use shit to sanitize things every day.
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deadman93
| 7
Because their idiots
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uhhRawr
| 7
Oooo that suckss!!
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ednusi
| 7
well you should ass-k your teachers if u can take them later xD
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Buttsexpirate
| 9
I'm an ass and I find this comment highly offensive. Good day sir!
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Decapitation
| 3
R.I.P. Jim Carey's comedic talent
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CaliGali
| 9
Hahahaha good one #30
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twofirstnames
| 12
That must be a pain in the back
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m0tl3ycru3
| 0
Bring a pillow to rest your back on during midterms?
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GabbyCharityM
| 0
I see what you did there..
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GabbyCharityM
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I see what you did there..
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chickenwalrus
| 14
i'd say more of a pain in the ass.
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natashax21
| 5
Sir, do you need some aCYSTance?
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boxbrandon11
| 20
Its a girl look at the name
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punjabi44
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What's a cyst..
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txgirl2013
| 14
A really huge bump with a lot of pulse inside usually very painful
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DocBastard
| 38
No, that's an abscess (pus-filled horror show). A cyst is a sac with a lining filled with fluid or debris, depending on the type of cyst.
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blackheart24
| 10
I trust the doctor.
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supersixfour
| 7
the doc has spoken..
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Takuya272727
| 16
All hail to the doctor.
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STMV
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Is that a glass bottle up on of your patient asses? @DocBastard
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billigoat
| 8
It's like a noncancerous tumor. And they can also be filled with hair, teeth, and fingernails.... Which mine was...
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billigoat
| 8
It's like a noncancerous tumor... It can also be filled with hair, teeth, and nails. Like mine. Pretty gross.
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boredblonde
| 17
It's okay man, you can tough it out!
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Yea an u get a pimple and u will cry for 6 days
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boredblonde
| 17
do you know me? i think not..
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tooiecutie
| 6
isn't that a pain in the butt .
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amadais
| 1
Isn't that a funny joke?
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deaper
| 15
No. Not really.
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SummerFever
| 8
Just sit on one ass-cheek then.