Today, my husband woke me up by sending me a picture of a guy I used to semi-see. The same night my boyfriend sent me a furious text asking why I didn’t tell him I’m married, because my husband has found his Instagram and was harassing him online. Like, leave me alone. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my wife’s ex-boyfriend sent me a message with a screenshot of her trying to get in touch with him. FML
Today, I found out that my husband wants to leave me. I got the message loud and clear when his girlfriend forwarded me screenshots of all their texts. FML
Today, I found out the guy I was seeing was married, with a kid, when his wife sent me a friend request on Facebook. FML
Today, I found out my husband has a fake Facebook account that he uses to add guys and live a double life as some kind of "gamer chick". This would be disturbing enough, even if he hadn't used pictures of me to give a face to his alter ego. FML
Today, I found out my husband is still friends with someone who talks a lot of crap about me. FML
Today, I caught my husband of 13 years looking at other women in Instagram. FML
Today, I saw my husband’s Instagram story of a young lady captioned, “How did I get so lucky?” I took a screenshot of it and sent it to him. His only defense was, “Oh fuck, I meant to post that to my Close Friends! It’s not what it looks like!” He's called me 14 times and has left 6 voicemails of him sobbing to not leave him. FML
Today, my boyfriend was extremely angry. He found a naked photograph of me online that he thought I'd been sending to other guys. It wasn't me. FML
Today, I received frantic calls and messages from my husband wondering where I was and if I was cheating on him. I was in the same house as him. FML
Today, I realized why my husband had been seemingly wanting to improve our relationship by sending little texts throughout the day for the last couple of months, asking what I was doing. It was so he could find out when would be the best time to have his girlfriend over and cheat on me. FML
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UsernameNotFound404 21
No pity for you. YDI
jlc82 14
which one? it seems she has several to choose from
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UsernameNotFound404 21
No pity for you. YDI
Wadlaen 24
You completely brought this on yourself, and it seems like it's the least of what you deserve! Now lay in the bed that you've made.
jlc82 14
which one? it seems she has several to choose from
speedy_rudolf 8
right. so you're the victim in all of this. not the guys you cheated on.
Nazmazh 18
As always, there's a simple solution to this. Don't cheat on your partner. Either end the relationship or come to some sort of agreement on opening it up, where everyone participating is aware of the situation. Then you too can avoid awkward situations like this.
roryab 8
idk why pieces of shit come on here and look for sympathy for getting caught cheating. YDI, we all hope you get some awful std have a horrible life. Bye
Lost Reggie 22
Are you in an open marriage?
cpguru24 18
Your entire existence is one big FML. Stunning. Brave.
BurnInDemonFire 39
Close your legs you nasty little tramp.