Today, a customer came into the music shop I work in to look at guitars. After calling the customer "Dude," and "Man," numerous times, they stalked off suddenly. When I asked if everything was okay, they responded with, "I'm female, you asshole!" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went into a music store to look into getting a new guitar. I picked up one that I was interested in and tried it out quietly. A sales representative approached me and asked me to "stop the noise and leave the guitars for serious customers." I've been playing for almost ten years. FML
Today, I was stopped by a customer who told me that I looked like a nice woman. I thanked him for the compliment and pointed out that I was a man. With an obviously male name on my name tag. And visible facial hair. FML
Today, at work as a cashier, I had a male customer come up to me and ask me what hours I worked today, like he has done for several weeks now. Immediately after, my manager calls my lane to tell me to watch out for that guy. He has been stalking a co-worker of mine. Apparently, I'm next. FML
Today, at the supermarket, a guy started yelling at me for staring at his "woman." She frankly looked like someone had carved Mick Jagger's face into a turd. When I told him I have better things to do than ogle random women, he started harassing me for being "a queer." FML
Today, a customer at the bar I work at yelled at me for calling her "Ma'am." I asked what she'd prefer, and she gave me her name. When I called her by her name, she yelled at me for not calling her "Ma'am." FML
Today, I was working at my job as a cashier, checking out an elderly woman's groceries. She was very nice, and we chatted for a couple minutes. Once she had paid, she leaned close to me and said, very politely, "I'm so so sorry that I mistook you for a girl at first, young man." I AM a girl. FML
Today, I was at the store buying some feminine products. At the cash register, the clerk said to me "Dude, you know those are for girls right?" I am a 30 year old woman. FML
Today, someone came into the store I work at, laughed at my name on my name-tag, and left without even buying anything. FML
Today, as two of my students walked into my classroom, I said, "Hi, ladies". One of them screamed at me: "Did you just assume my gender?!" FML
Today, I was shopping in the mall. A cute store worker kept checking me out, so after I picked a few things I went up to her and started flirting. After a few seconds, she cut me off and said, "Actually I was watching you because you look like someone who would shoplift." FML
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Top comments
Quest_ 13
Girls can be dudes too. She's silly.
Xrandomkrisx 7
she just gets upset easily. she probably doesn't like her figure so she is offended easily
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Comments (346)
suffokateslowly 0
you should have said well if you didnt look like a fn man then i wouldnt be calling you one if a girl talks walks and acts like a man then shes obviously trying to be one
ericck 0
lol, I was playig football and some girls decides to play, so I'm running the ball she comes after me and I sware she looked like a dude so I stiffed armed her into the ground
lilboppy123 0
well that chick should stop looking like a dude then. not ur falt! there are some butch girls out there
tabbymaybeluvsu 0
ooooooooo
kimxx3 2
she was just a snob, it was an honest mistake
Ap0ll0Creed 0
girls that looks like men= ROSIE O DONNELL
bangbangbabe 0
-18 yur kitty is adorablee. (: and that happened to me! this chick ws like let's let the nice boy down. & Ima girl. @.@ luckily I'm not a tomboy anymoree(:
looneyben5432 0
you should have played it off as you call everyone dude just like I do
Haileyw15 0
Haha no I actually don't peacemaker :) ha colin, its okay.... I won't steal your gf... (maybe) :) jkkkkk
larasnowboard 0
wooow nice grammer