Today, a creepy girl from my class wouldn't stop texting me and trying to call me. In order to get her to stop, I texted back saying that I was at my mom's house for a family dinner. She replied, "No you're not. I can see you right now." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I texted my mom and had to explain to her that calling me repeatedly at 2 a.m. because you're bored and want to talk is not really a good idea. Seriously, nothing happened, she just wanted to chat because she had nothing else to do. Her response to my message? She started calling me again. FML
Today, I pretended to be texting to avoid talking to an old classmate I saw at the grocery store. Unfortunately, my phone rang while I was “texting.” It was the classmate. I had no choice but to answer, while we were both standing 10 feet apart. FML
Today, my paranoid wreck of a girlfriend read a text message on my phone from a woman asking if I was coming over for dinner. The woman was my mom. My girlfriend stormed out and hasn't answered my calls all day. FML
Today, I sent my mom a text to tell her about my promotion at work. She responded with, "Who is this?" It turns out that she deleted my number, because I "never call." FML
Today, I was outside at a café when I looked at my phone. As I did, a woman halfway across the patio started screaming at me, demanding I tell her who I was texting and why. She then sprinted over, furious at me for apparently badmouthing her to somebody. All I did was check the time. FML
Today, I texted my friend’s mom, asking if she could send over my hoodie that I left at their house. Except I didn’t text her, I texted my ex’s mom, who said, “You should probably stop texting me. She’s engaged now.” FML
Today, feeling so depressed to the point of having suicidal thoughts, I texted a girl I had a crush on. Her response? "Can you please delete my number, you're getting annoying." FML
Today, I texted a girl I met at the bar last night. She accused me of being "fake" because she couldn't find me on Facebook, Instagram or Twitter, then threatened to call the cops on me. FML
Today, I had been trying to text my girlfriend all day, but no reply. After a while, I became worried so I called. She picked up and said, "Can't talk, busy." Not even a minute later, my best friend says to me, "Dude, tell your girlfriend to leave me alone. She's been texting me all day." FML
Today, I pretended to not be able to go out with a friend so I could hang with my boyfriend at the movies. When I sat down, I received a text that said, "Turn around." It was her. FML
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SqueakyChipmunk 22
Resistance is futile.
lmaouloser 5
Run Bro.
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Comments (218)
blahblahblah5_x 13
How did she get your number?
NostalgiaFreak9 43
From somebody else who had his number maybe?
Metallica36176 16
Yeah, that's not creepy at all. Sorry :( tell her you're gay or something....I really don't know what to say considering women are the most horrible stalkers. Every peice of info and everything....RUN!
007type 26
Girlfriend??
Knightchaser27 25
I would have texted back,then take the hint.
off_constantly 8
Put a bag over her head and maybe...no never mind. Just ignore her and hope she doesn't watch you in her sleep.
SenselessPattern 12
You silly goose, you were thinking about murder, weren't you? People these days....
laden_swallow09 35
Ignoring her is only going to spur her to do more risky, outrageous, and demented things to get his attention. Even if she weren't cracked, ignoring a problem only makes things worse.
ozone9914 2
O.o
elikaas 10
Dang that is creepy, I didn't think girls can be creepy til now
laden_swallow09 35
Welcome to the wonderful world of perverted determination and psychosis that is Reality.
jwbfml 11
Change your number.
Futacy 30
Or OP could save him/herself the time and the money by blocking the creeper's number.
Meow_Bitches 7
KFAEYHDRKKPJGTDAATKJFRRPP DAMN YOU NOW YOU GOT ME PARINOID THAT PPL R OUTSIDE MY HOUSE WATCHING!!!! THAT GIRL IS ******* SCARY!!! maybe she watches you jerk off too O_O (not like i would know if you do- im just assuming XD) @OP Be afraid... Very afraid O_O
Schizomaniac 24
Calm your ass.
klx125cross 9
Chchchiiiiillll out
Twisted_Angel 17
crazy chick! I don't think a restraining order will help, if she's that crazy.... you may have to move, change your number, and... you know what? just marry her. at least then you'll be okay with it when you get home late and she's laying on your bed.