I think OP dodged a bullet there.

What a stupid, silly girl. Just because someone doesn't have a Facebook and whatnot, doesn't mean they're fake. At least you know you can forget about her, OP.

*dumbass

At least you have a FML account! ;D

There are so few people without a Facebook. It's nice to see I'm not the only person who uses the Internet and doesn't have one. Hell, even my parents have a Facebook account.

I have relatives and old friends who live quite far away (as in several hours drive away) and apart from occasional visits, phone calls and Facebook are the only means of communication I have with them. However, if I didn't have relatives who lived far away I probably wouldn't have a Facebook account either.

Same. I only got Facebook after I made friends while studying abroad in Japan. In order to keep contact with them (I don't like calling people) I use Facebook.

48 - That's the exact reason my girlfriend has one, so there I don't blame you.

I don't have a facebook, mostly out of stubbornness, but I enjoy making people talk to me through phones or in person

Yes, let us all brag about how we don't have Facebook accounts

74 - they should get awards

Ok!! I don't either!along with instagram and twitter. It cuts out a lot of drama. And there's no need to check on other people's life that much, live your own instead.

I only have instagram coz i like it when people like my pics :D

Great input. Now do you think that is a valid reason?

Yet OP has an FML account...?

#99 no... its anonymous...

Don't feel bad. I gave my facebook to my uncle for Cityville a week after I signed up (thought it was stupid and pointless), dont have any idea what Instagram is, and have a Twitter only to sign into iFunny. I find social networks to be a waste of time and a way to be nosey. It makes me sick how that shit has taken over. The ONLY thing I would like to be a part of is Tumblr because how funny, but I cant see the point if I can't find funny posts/threads. And the only thing I liked about MySpace was the surveys I did with others that I printed to make Scrapbooks etc ^_^

Social media 1, common sense 0

I deactivated mine because I got bored with it. Good for you for not breaking down and starting it back up.

And call the cops as well

stupid is as stupid does.

Tell her you control the matrix, and therefore don't need an account.

Right, because everyone is required by law to have a social networking account. (I don't have and never want to have a twitter, Facebook, or instagram account.) Plus, what do you tell the cops? "I couldn't find them on Facebook, they must be using a false identity!"

I don't see how this is down voted; this is awesome!

Stupidity gets down voted.

73 - coincidence? I think not.

Serious comment is super serious.

OP didn't give her a fake name they just didn't have an account on any social media

you talk about "fixing grammar" in your profile but then use "then" where you should've said "than." grammar nazi, I know...

They said if they have trouble reading the fml they fix the grammar in their head, not just one mistake in a comment.

Also, 27, if you're going to be picky about grammar you might want to capitalize the beginning of your sentences! :)

Whether or not periods go inside or outside the quotation marks depends on the country. They're both technically correct though.

That show has suddenly made everyone think they need to be suspicious of others and that they can be some sort of online detective in these sort of situations. It's getting a little ridiculous. I had someone act all suspicious of me for no reason and it was the most irritating thing in the world.

I met my girlfriend through an online dating site. Less than two weeks later we met and now a year later we are still happy together. Not everyone online is a lying asshole!

Same for me 2 years and still going strong. I can understand why people would get suspicious but only under reasonable circumstances.

He gave her a fake name, is a possible conclusion she came to after not being able to find him on any social networking sites. Still pretty dumb not to mention stalker-ish.

79 - OP didn't give her a fake name. He just doesn't have a Facebook, Twitter, or Instagram. Is that really so hard to believe?