Today, a creepy girl from my class wouldn't stop texting me and trying to call me. In order to get her to stop, I texted back saying that I was at my mom's house for a family dinner. She replied, "No you're not. I can see you right now." FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I texted my mom and had to explain to her that calling me repeatedly at 2 a.m. because you're bored and want to talk is not really a good idea. Seriously, nothing happened, she just wanted to chat because she had nothing else to do. Her response to my message? She started calling me again. FML
Today, I pretended to be texting to avoid talking to an old classmate I saw at the grocery store. Unfortunately, my phone rang while I was “texting.” It was the classmate. I had no choice but to answer, while we were both standing 10 feet apart. FML
Today, my paranoid wreck of a girlfriend read a text message on my phone from a woman asking if I was coming over for dinner. The woman was my mom. My girlfriend stormed out and hasn't answered my calls all day. FML
Today, I sent my mom a text to tell her about my promotion at work. She responded with, "Who is this?" It turns out that she deleted my number, because I "never call." FML
Today, I was outside at a café when I looked at my phone. As I did, a woman halfway across the patio started screaming at me, demanding I tell her who I was texting and why. She then sprinted over, furious at me for apparently badmouthing her to somebody. All I did was check the time. FML
Today, I texted my friend’s mom, asking if she could send over my hoodie that I left at their house. Except I didn’t text her, I texted my ex’s mom, who said, “You should probably stop texting me. She’s engaged now.” FML
Today, feeling so depressed to the point of having suicidal thoughts, I texted a girl I had a crush on. Her response? "Can you please delete my number, you're getting annoying." FML
Today, I texted a girl I met at the bar last night. She accused me of being "fake" because she couldn't find me on Facebook, Instagram or Twitter, then threatened to call the cops on me. FML
Today, I had been trying to text my girlfriend all day, but no reply. After a while, I became worried so I called. She picked up and said, "Can't talk, busy." Not even a minute later, my best friend says to me, "Dude, tell your girlfriend to leave me alone. She's been texting me all day." FML
Today, I pretended to not be able to go out with a friend so I could hang with my boyfriend at the movies. When I sat down, I received a text that said, "Turn around." It was her. FML
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SqueakyChipmunk 22
Resistance is futile.
lmaouloser 5
Run Bro.
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Comments (218)
MURIKKA 11
Damn, what a pro. You should be impressed as well as afraid for your life.
olpally 33
She sounds like Rose from two and a half men... Very professional stalker.
holllaaa 2
what a creepy bitch, haha. I agree with everyone else, get a restraining order.
iXTMAstro 6
You gotta get a restraining order against her ^_^
rhysfucker 24
Just for the hell of it, leave one of your T-shirts where she can get it...make sure it smells like your cologne. Let us know if that helps.
YoshiMike13 4
Block her number bro.... She's not a keeper, just a creeper
3pi 6
I would say get a restraining order? But way to early for that maybe she is going to stop if u ask her nicely ! And getting a restraining order is a pain in the ass anyways!
st333ph 12
RUN FORREST RUN!!
TheMaster15 10
Awkward moment when my name is Forrest...
horsesaboveppl 9
Tell the school. They can totally have her put in therapy or something. Maybe involve the police. There's lots of options :) Oh, and lock your windows.
skippymagee 5
Hence her being the creepy girl. Gtfo while you still can.
Kbearlove23 0
Lock your doors xD