Miscellaneous: Today, a creepy girl from my class wouldn't stop texting me and...

By Anonymous - 12/09/2012 21:06 - United States

Today, a creepy girl from my class wouldn't stop texting me and trying to call me. In order to get her to stop, I texted back saying that I was at my mom's house for a family dinner. She replied, "No you're not. I can see you right now." FML

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By mommydearest - 04/09/2011 16:08 - Denmark

Today, my paranoid wreck of a girlfriend read a text message on my phone from a woman asking if I was coming over for dinner. The woman was my mom. My girlfriend stormed out and hasn't answered my calls all day. FML

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Chill out Deborah

By Anonymous - 17/03/2013 11:00 - United States - Chicago

Today, I was outside at a café when I looked at my phone. As I did, a woman halfway across the patio started screaming at me, demanding I tell her who I was texting and why. She then sprinted over, furious at me for apparently badmouthing her to somebody. All I did was check the time. FML

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By whyme - 08/12/2010 06:26

Today, feeling so depressed to the point of having suicidal thoughts, I texted a girl I had a crush on. Her response? "Can you please delete my number, you're getting annoying." FML

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By Anonymous - 30/03/2013 05:23 - United States

Today, I texted a girl I met at the bar last night. She accused me of being "fake" because she couldn't find me on Facebook, Instagram or Twitter, then threatened to call the cops on me. FML

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By SugarMyBalls - 19/12/2012 23:31 - United States - Winder

Today, I had been trying to text my girlfriend all day, but no reply. After a while, I became worried so I called. She picked up and said, "Can't talk, busy." Not even a minute later, my best friend says to me, "Dude, tell your girlfriend to leave me alone. She's been texting me all day." FML

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By marmarr - 15/05/2011 05:20 - United States

Today, I pretended to not be able to go out with a friend so I could hang with my boyfriend at the movies. When I sat down I received a text that said, "Turn around." It was her. FML

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By moweezy9 - 21/02/2011 21:07 - United States

Today, I finally taught my mom how to text message people. Now I get a message from her every 30 seconds saying "Hi". FML

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By Poordaughter5 - 06/07/2016 17:21 - Germany

Today, my parents watched a horror movie with some creepy child in it. Apparently, I sound just like that kid when I call for my mom, so now she doesn't want me to call her mom anymore. FML

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By Sursion - 12/11/2009 17:34 - Canada

Today, I was talking to a friend of mine over webcam, when I saw a scary looking man in a grey hoodie creeping around in the background. I loudly proclaimed "Paige! Who is that creepy looking guy behind you?" Turns out it was her mom. She heard everything. FML

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By Rach - 20/02/2010 13:58 - Ireland

Today, I saw my crush standing at the bus stop. I did the "I'm talking to someone on the phone thing," trying to be cool. Halfway through the conversation my phone actually rang, I quickly answered but it was my mom on loudspeaker yelling, "Did you bring your tampons?" FML

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SqueakyChipmunk 21

Wednesday 12 September 2012 23:55

Resistance is futile.

lmaouloser 5

Wednesday 12 September 2012 23:55

Run Bro.

Comments

MURIKKA 11

Wednesday 12 September 2012 23:57

Damn, what a pro. You should be impressed as well as afraid for your life.

olpally 32

Thursday 13 September 2012 8:25

She sounds like Rose from two and a half men... Very professional stalker.

holllaaa 2

Wednesday 12 September 2012 23:57

what a creepy bitch, haha. I agree with everyone else, get a restraining order.

iXTMAstro 6

Wednesday 12 September 2012 23:58

You gotta get a restraining order against her ^_^

rhysfucker 24

Wednesday 12 September 2012 23:58

Just for the hell of it, leave one of your T-shirts where she can get it...make sure it smells like your cologne. Let us know if that helps.

YoshiMike13 4

Wednesday 12 September 2012 23:59

Block her number bro.... She's not a keeper, just a creeper

3pi 6

Thursday 13 September 2012 0:00

I would say get a restraining order? But way to early for that maybe she is going to stop if u ask her nicely ! And getting a restraining order is a pain in the ass anyways!

st333ph 12

Thursday 13 September 2012 0:01

RUN FORREST RUN!!

TheMaster15 10

Thursday 13 September 2012 6:55

Awkward moment when my name is Forrest...

horsesaboveppl 9

Thursday 13 September 2012 0:01

Tell the school. They can totally have her put in therapy or something. Maybe involve the police. There's lots of options :) Oh, and lock your windows.