Today, I started working my crappy, minimum-wage retail job at a local electronics store. An hour into my shift, my boss sent me to scrub out a discount bin, after some drunk cunt in his teens staggered into the place yelling, and puked his guts into it. What a life. FML
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littlem91
| 29
Well, that has to motivate you to go to college or do courses, or really anything that may one day get you away from vomit filled discount bins. Good luck.
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SuperDerp
| 8
Hey you still have a paycheck.
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littlem91
| 29
Well, that has to motivate you to go to college or do courses, or really anything that may one day get you away from vomit filled discount bins. Good luck.
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herpderpherpderp
| 13
STRAYA.
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pineapplefiend
| 13
You know, as I was reading this, I saw the word cunt and straight away I knew he was an Aussie.
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IAmJad
| 18
26, couldn't he have been a Brit as well?
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kittytub
| 12
op could be very motivated, they just might not be able to afford college. or this is their high school job.
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KSG472
| 3
Straight up
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habibiiiiiii
| 2
28 and 58 a lot of people use that word
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pineapplefiend
| 13
Maybe so, but noone uses it as loosely as us good old aussies.
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RadikulRam
| 16
Go to college and do a course.
Statistically speaking OP would be in the exact same situation regardless, sorry but an education does not guarantee a job.
Statistically speaking OP would be in the exact same situation regardless, sorry but an education does not guarantee a job.
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Psych101
| 9
It can only go up from here...
Hopefully.
Hopefully.
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kendallhi
| 9
Everything that goes up, must come down
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Psych101
| 9
14- Or in the drunk guy's case, whatever goes down must come up.
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SuperDerp
| 8
Hey you still have a paycheck.
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hatesfate
| 6
Exactly. Many people can not get work no matter how meaningless and bad the job may be...
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BeforeItWasCool
| 12
That's true enough! That drunk is highly unlikely to be earning for many years to come. I'd say OP is pretty lucky in one sense, actually having a job.
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LemonandLime
| 13
So the op had to clean up one bit of sick so his life is fucked? I work in an emergency hospital department. What does that make my life?
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BeforeItWasCool
| 12
74- That makes you a very patient person. I couldn't do your job, I can barely stand the emergency department even as a patient I can't imagine doing it daily. Kudos to you!
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jesse91
| 12
unless the guy vomited on that too.
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Welshite
| 39
It's still a job. In this economy, any employment is something.
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redbluegreen
| 40
OP lives in Australia.
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littlem91
| 29
Australia probably has economy problems too, it's supposed to be a global crisis.
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Welshite
| 39
#11: So everyone outside of the United States is rich and care-free? Sorry my friend, but the terrible economy is not strictly limited to the U.S. People all over the world are getting any job they can nowadays.
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Shrike
| 22
Welshite, Australia's unemployment rate is damn low compared to a lot of the world. You might want to research stuff before giving opinions on it.
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cuttlefished
| 7
Actually Australia was one of the only developed countries to not go into recession during the global financial crisis, the economy remained strong. Plus Australia actually has a minimum wage (about $16 an hour, increasing with age and training) so even a minimum wage job in Australia is better than one in many other countries.
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mduffy08
| 8
True, but most people who are paid by minimum wage are young people. Now let's look into detail; looks like the unemployment for young people in Australia is over 15% : /.
Minimum wage unfortunately hurts inexperienced workers. Most people do not want to have to train someone at 15-16$ an hour if they are not worth it. And even if you are hired, a young worker may not even be guaranteed that many hours.
Minimum wage unfortunately hurts inexperienced workers. Most people do not want to have to train someone at 15-16$ an hour if they are not worth it. And even if you are hired, a young worker may not even be guaranteed that many hours.
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JiHadJoe910
| 2
Yea the minimum wage might be 16 per hour but look at the cost of living....
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KiddNYC1O
| 20
Minimum wage in Bermuda is $20!
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KiddNYC1O
| 20
47 has a point, though. Everything is usually expensive in places like that.
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Autoshot
| 9
A word of advice gentlemen: Never argue with an idiot, they drag you down to their level, then beat you with experience.
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SenselessPattern
| 12
#57 Your profile picture makes me want to give you an exorcism.
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Kiki242
| 19
Blame it on the alcohol.
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toughchick14
| 15
One day you will be successful and it will be because of how you work hard everyday.....maybe
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kendallhi
| 9
WHAT DOESN'T KILL YOU, MAKES YOU STRONGER!!!
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toughchick14
| 15
That is totally true!!!!!!!
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kendallhi
| 9
Haha I love that song!
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zgomon
| 10
Except aids.
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IAmNotAnAnimal
| 9
Aids can kill you.
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tylerwc111
| 13
Aids doesn't always kill the person. It's the diseases caught that kill the person (after aids has destroyed the immune system).
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Meenah_fml
| 4
whoa there guppy slow down
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SkyBirdy
| 5
Throw-upy situation
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melibear89
| 7
Fail
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SkyBirdy
| 5
Yes it was :(
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greenie213
| 23
Just remember. There's always a worse job out there! (Road kill scraper)
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RacistPancake
| 6
I liked your comment just because you like RvB and Roosterteeth.
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pbonham
| 22
Don't ever use the c word again, it is such a disgusting word!!!!
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Shrike
| 22
Aww, is baby gonna cry?
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redbluegreen
| 40
theoatmeal.com/comics/c_word
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CoffeeChickBlows
| 13
I hate puritanical cunts.
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illmatic2
| 16
You're on the wrooooong website, girl.
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greenie213
| 23
Your face is a disgusting word.
Hah! That'll get em.
Hah! That'll get em.
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annie_nk
| 22
Welcome to the internet.
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rebel_belle1974
| 5
really? Is that the best you can do?
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SenselessPattern
| 12
"You're a cunt. You're a cunt now, and you've always been a cunt. The only thing that's going to change is you're going to become an even bigger cunt. Maybe have some more cunt kids too."
I watch too much youtube, as that is what I thought of after reading this thread.
I watch too much youtube, as that is what I thought of after reading this thread.
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XtraEzeee
| 8
What c word? Crappy? Yea when that cunt used the c word it got me pretty steamed too.
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ebonyirony
| 29
I'm getting cunt tattooed on my inner lip
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AMCJEEP
| 10
CUNTCUNT
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MormonPornstar
| 7
I agree. But, you know - fuck it