Lazy day
Today, I got an exercise wheel for my cat. He took a nap on it. FML
Today, I got an exercise wheel for my cat. He took a nap on it. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while laying on the couch my cat came and laid on me. Turns out my ass is big enough for my 13 year old cat to walk around in circles, wash itself, stretch and sleep. FML
Today, my cat decided that instead of using the brand-new scratching post I bought him, he was going to use my pant leg while I was asleep. FML
Today, my cat used his expensive new bed for the first time since he got it last month. He used it as a litter box. FML
Today, my cat was too overweight to get out of the litter box, so he gave up, and went to sleep. I had to pick him up out of his own waste and clean him up. FML
Today, my cat attempted to make up for my insomnia with a dead mouse. I have no idea where he got it. FML
Today, I was spinning some yarn around to make my new cat run in circles. After about 10 seconds, he stopped going in circles and went straight ahead, happily running several feet into the wall and knocking himself out. My bowel movements have more brain-power than this thing. FML
Today, my cat sat on me, 30 minutes before I had to go to work. When I picked him up almost immediately after he got comfortable so I could get ready, he looked and sounded absolutely crushed. FML
Today, I watched my cat walk to her litter box, look at it, then walk across the room to pee on a backpack. FML
Today, I came home very tired from a bad day at work, and really just wanted to relax on the couch for a while. My cat jumped into my lap, wanting affection. I was petting him, thanking him for his emotional support. He reciprocated by noxiously farting in my face and running away. FML
Today, I realized that I’m one of those freaks: I took my cat on a walk. FML
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Top comments
Anderling 33
I mean yeah. You need to train them until they know what it is and feel okay using it first. They aren’t born knowing what a treadmill is. And even then sometimes you’ll buy them a massive toy and they decide to play with the box instead.
SirEnigM0nk 22
Uh, you're dealing with a cat, not a hamster.
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Anderling 33
I mean yeah. You need to train them until they know what it is and feel okay using it first. They aren’t born knowing what a treadmill is. And even then sometimes you’ll buy them a massive toy and they decide to play with the box instead.
RichardPencil 32
Spin it!
SirEnigM0nk 22
Uh, you're dealing with a cat, not a hamster.