By Goblin Girl - 01/08/2012 05:46 - United States - Katy

Today, a coworker informed me that she thinks I may be descended from a race of goblins, because of my squat stature, ugly face and hairy arms. She was being completely serious. FML
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Sunako_fml 9

Tell her that you think she descended from a race of bitches.

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Levvy 22

Here's how to know for sure: Do people get experience points for hitting you?

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SammieDarling 6

She sounds like a real winner, but in any case ignore her and move on.

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bkmo 1

look at the bright side....you won't need a costume for Halloween! :)p

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alohalili 0

Oh my goodness she sounds so disrespectful I wouldve slapped the bitch!

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AmericanJedhead 10

Buy a goblin costume, put it on and invite her over... tell her that you think the two of you are close enough that you can show her your "face." I dunno, just do something to mock her

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mikebazooka3 1

Sounds like something dwight from the office would say....

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Axipiter 24

Put a bear trap under her desk, so when she sits down she gets her foot stuck. Then go all wild, and pretend you're about to eat her. Roadhouse.

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funky303 6

Actually just file a complaint because of racial abuse (she called you a Troll).

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ellytoad 13

How would she know what goblins look like?

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Joui_fml 11

Wow. Talk about a rude nature, and being to comfortable with saying shit.

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outoftown 26

#102, OP said she was serious, so I'd go with delusional.

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