Shut the fuck up, Olive Oyl! There's a theory that what sailors thought were mermaids were actually manatees. Those "ladies" aren't slim and your coworker might fit right in. Don't tell her this!

Well thats what you get for being shallow and rude. mermaids come in all shapes and sizes, just as humans do.

come on man

God forbid someone judges how you look.

You're a disgusting human being and you should have been fired.

Let's be clear. You didn't absentmindedly say that. You were being mean and you got caught.

Do you realise how much of a emotional damage you might have caused that woman? As someone who went through these smartass remarks when I was overweight, that shit hurts, I hope that woman starts working out and becomes beautiful inside and out while you'll remain a sour and judgmental bitch your entire life

OP...TACT. Learn it. Live it.