No, because what if, stay with me here, what if michael phelps grows a mustache? Problem unsolved.

What if, stay with me here, he does NOT grow a PEDOstache? *Boom* Mind blown..

Damn it man, you aren't factoring in the pedo to phelps equation + giant head + wind speed to get, pedo phelps.

What if, stay with me here, her brother bulked up to the size of Michael Phelps, grew his muscles, and won 19 gold medals. Then y'all could have an epic three way.

8 - just look up on google images Phelps with pedo mustache. He already did. Your post does not make sense

No that would mean number 1 doesn't make any sense.

38 - #1 means that OP won't find his brother attractive anymore

*her brother

Actually it is normal to be attracted to someone that looks familiar to you. Psychology.

83 - Freud is one messed up phsycologist

83, it's true. I'm only attracted to people who are as beautiful as me, probably why I'm single... *sigh*

It takes proximity, familiarity, and similarity for someone to like you. 110 once you find someone with two of those qualities you have found the one, but then again there are exceptions to the rules. Its funny how we can be attracted to people who look like us or our family members. Its those qualities that we are use to.

Okay no no no. The real and important question here is; is op's brother single?

110- girl look at that body! (thanks lmfao for a good response to sighs)

And keep remembering how he, a pot smoker has won more Olympic medals than anyone in history.

39- What does him being a pot smoker have to do with him winning more Olympic metals than anyone?

Oh and 39, Larissa Latynina has the most olympic metals.

Doc, wouldn't it concern you if people made a point of mentioning how little your daughter looks like you. My daughters look like their mother (mercifully) but they have my odd eye colour to reassure me that they're mine.

No 45, phelps just broke the record with 19.

Drifter - She looked exactly like I did when we were both newborn. That (combined with the fact that I love and trust my wife) has eliminated any concern from my mind. I don't need any reassurance.

45 - i was going to ignore it the first time but you did it twice, it's spelled MEDALS

I didn't mean to impugn your wife's honour, I was attempting to say there's a certain pride in continuing the family's dominant appearance traits, but I got sidetracked by personal experience.

50: Didn't he break the record for most gold medals? I believe someone else holds the record for most medals.

No anymore Phelps with the help of his team mates just won the 200m free relay for his 19th gold medal.

randomname0151 - He's held the record for most gold medals since the 2008 Olympics, but he just broke the record for all medals with 19. By the way, I'm very proud of everyone for not feeding the troll. I could cry. *sniff*

Oops I need to get my facts straight doc.

41, absolutely nothing. That's the point.

Hell fuckin yea he has

Don't worry OP, people tell me that my brother looks like Justin Timberlake.

Actually, he just broke the record.

64: Bronze, silver, gold; medals to metals is an easy mistake to make. I say we give #45 the Olympic brass medal for participation!

You're right about that, Doc. People always tell me my daughter looks like me when we're out together. When she's out with her dad, he gets told she looks like him. I suppose people just focus on the similar features and ignore the dissimilar ones.

Not anymore

"yewr" and "hym"... Really? I don't get why you couldn't just spell the word normally- it's exactly the same number of letters.. -.-

Don't forget *gonna*.

Gonna is still acceptable in casual conversations. It is shorter and faster than going to.

Do you know how to spell?

Lol and guess what else? It says she's 13!

Don't drop out of elementary school, kids.

I tried deciphering your comment and it still made no sense.

Shitty comment x2? Nice

You're going to tell me that you've never thought that a celebrity was attractive and wished that you could be with them? I doubt she actually thought/thinks she'll date him some day, but it's fun to fantasise once in awhile. Have a little fun.

Heyy, leave her alone 1) she's on the iPhone app sometimes they post twice for some reason . 2)I've never fantasized about a famous guy so you can stick that in your juice box and shove it .

29- Are you saying you've never crushed on a celebrity? But it is true that the app will sometimes double posts. I've seen it happen to other people who use the app.

94) yes really . Stfu =) And 51) that is exactly what I am saying, i find it exceptionally stupid to be "crushing" on a celebrity because you dont KNOW them, so how can like them ? You think you like them just because they are cute ? That's BS .

It's funny how you're asking them to leave her alone, yet your profile picture pretty much embodies exactly what they are telling her not to do.

You gotta remember #29 is 16 and 'engaged'. So of course she has lived life to the fullest already. My daughter would be grounded forever if I found out she was engaged at 16. Yes, my daughter is that old and my son is 17. But of course I'll listen to what juicebox girl has to say.

You don't know that

I doubt her brother has 14 gold medals

Phelps awesomeness does not come from how many medals he has. The fact that he eats around 10000 calories a day and still has that sixpack is the main reason of his awesomeness.

*19 gold medals

15 gold medals*

Sharpie washes off, problem unsolved.

No but food colouring in super glue doesn't lol it may fade, but good luck getting that shit off! Lol

Person with good coloring on his face goes into the woods, he appears to be food to a bear, person gets ate, no more person. Final solution^

G in good = f

Pah! Finally someone else sees the light!

I think girls actually consider him hot. But, I don't see what's good about him other than the swimmer's body.

Maybe woman like the fact he is a olympiad.

Oh that body though....yum!!!'

For some reason, my brain associates "butter face" with Butters from south park.

Oh snap!

I really don't find him all that attractive.. Sure, he's got a nice swimmer's body, but he's not really good looking in my opinion.

I only like watching Phelps as he competes in the backstroke races. Those underwater hip thrusts are definitely a transferrable soft skill. Forget yoga and keep your ribs! Backstrokes are where it's at! ...what was this FML about again?