By Goblin Girl - 01/08/2012 05:46 - United States - Katy

Today, a coworker informed me that she thinks I may be descended from a race of goblins, because of my squat stature, ugly face and hairy arms. She was being completely serious. FML
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Sunako_fml 9

Tell her that you think she descended from a race of bitches.

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Levvy 22

Here's how to know for sure: Do people get experience points for hitting you?

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WtfLoser 13

WHAT. I would've flipped shitttttttttt! & it would've started with : PLEASE, bitch ! Dont worry honey, whoever has the guts to even say that must be the most ignorant person out there..

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goodgood_fml 5

As a fellow Gobbie Gal, I would have hit her with Goblin Rush. Then, I would have nuked her with Fire V or something. If she wants Goblin, I'm down with a Goblin Link!!!

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hateevryone 14

That's insulting. You should tell your boss so she could get wrote up.

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Jasonf6 0

Did you tell her she may be descended from a race of asses because......

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KiddNYC1O 20

Some people can be so inconsiderate to other's feelings...

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lostfaithinpppl 19

Wow! Talk about not thinking before speaking! Don't pay her any attention, OP. Some people should not even open their mouth.

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8IamChris8 4

Hey, iamchris. I'm sorry some humans are so cruel. The world is ending. Forgive them. Your Father with the Holy Spirit loves you, and for that I do too. Cool. Stay Blessed

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happyday123_321 2

Hey at least you're unique and not falling into the brainwashed image of the perfect body that most people in society have!

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