Today, my husband told me that occasionally I pick my nose while I sleep. I didn't believe him so he showed me the video he took of it. He wants to post it on Facebook. FML
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Emily
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1/8/2012 05:44
- Canada - Baden
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sunnyt
| 5
Having dreams about the Olympics? 'Digging' for the gold? >:)
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palahniukpaul
| 6
Sleep picking?
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I_Punch_Babies
| 7
Find him and delete him. I really mean him and not just the video.
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KrazieKleo
| 13
Why? Seriously because he wants to post the video on Facebook - which is slightly wrong- doesn't mean she needs to delete him from facebook or whatever you implied...
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I_Punch_Babies
| 7
Somebody doesnt understand metaphors...or sarcasm...or one with a dark/nerdy sense of humor.
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HonestTruth
| 5
Yeah, I delete people all the time.
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MineIsBigger
| 5
delete=destroy=kill=funny=lmao=thumbs up from me
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SitOnMyLapNiece
| 1
thumbs up from me as well. that shit was funny. too bad the humor was lost on some douche who has no sense of it.
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reject214
| 10
You sir, are a moron!
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nevershoutkendal_fml
| 10
For clarification, since none of you seem to understand... They were joking about leaving him, not deleting him from your friend list, or killing him.
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silbot
| 11
It's alright OP, you're a woman. There's something necessary for his survival that you can deprive him of if he does post it on Facebook.
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palahniukpaul
| 6
Sleep picking?
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brittanyxo17
| 0
I'd get even.
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zandalee
| 19
Me too. Revenge is a dish best served cold. Mwahahah
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zandalee
| 19
2- your picture totally made me smile! :)
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nevershoutkendal_fml
| 10
28- If revenge is sweet, but best served cold, my deduction is that revenge is ice cream of some sort.
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zandalee
| 19
Yep Kendall its hokey-pokey ice-cream.
Delicious but deadly on teeth...
Delicious but deadly on teeth...
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Screwie
| 25
If you don't notice, how do you clean your fingers while you're asleep?
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lonkite101
| 14
Why would you clean your fingers?
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duckiegirl21
| 10
She eats them.
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sunnyt
| 5
Having dreams about the Olympics? 'Digging' for the gold? >:)
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teyyoshi
| 19
#4, you mean gold digger?
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nevershoutkendal_fml
| 10
27- You've never heard that term for picking your nose? I've heart it called digging for gold or treasure. C:
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nevershoutkendal_fml
| 10
*heard
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lonkite101
| 14
How is digging for gold an Olympic sport?
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lonkite101
| 14
Oh sorry you meant gold medal sorry.. Thumb down my comment. ;(
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drunkandfml
| 11
Film him doing something bad, and sees how he likes it
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XKXKKXK
| 10
I don't understand how this is a bad thing. That seems like a real talent you have there.
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Tophatz98
| 5
Delete the video. Problem solved
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drunkandfml
| 11
If it was that easy, OP wouldn't have posted it on FML
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emilyjgraham
| 34
has anyone noticed it said he WANTS to post it on Facebook? not has... at least he's being decent ish and not doing it against her wishes!
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DustynSexton324
| 2
He can take it again genius!
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MisterFML123
| 1
I bet she's pretty scared though!!
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saywhaat12
| 2
Ur like 12. Delete yourself. Problem
Solved.
Solved.
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mzmush
| 2
Video tape him on the toilet and see if he puts your video up
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HelloGuys
| 4
Thats just nasty
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B3Y0ND
| 3
23- Totally read that in Cleveland's voice...
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emilyjgraham
| 34
41, I think that was the whole point of the post.
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ImmaB3AST
| 7
Just get him really drunk and video tape him doing something stupid.
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sweetly1120
| 6
What are you waiting for? Attack the guy and delete it before your life is ruined.
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AnagenisisZagus
| 13
Life is ruined? A bit over dramatic, yeah?
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sweetly1120
| 6
I was obviously being dramatic on purpose
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AlexaWuzHere
| 31
Say no. If he respects your privacy, he won't post it.