Why? Seriously because he wants to post the video on Facebook - which is slightly wrong- doesn't mean she needs to delete him from facebook or whatever you implied...

Somebody doesnt understand metaphors...or sarcasm...or one with a dark/nerdy sense of humor.

Yeah, I delete people all the time.

delete=destroy=kill=funny=lmao=thumbs up from me

thumbs up from me as well. that shit was funny. too bad the humor was lost on some douche who has no sense of it.

You sir, are a moron!

For clarification, since none of you seem to understand... They were joking about leaving him, not deleting him from your friend list, or killing him.

It's alright OP, you're a woman. There's something necessary for his survival that you can deprive him of if he does post it on Facebook.

I'd get even.

Me too. Revenge is a dish best served cold. Mwahahah

2- your picture totally made me smile! :)

28- If revenge is sweet, but best served cold, my deduction is that revenge is ice cream of some sort.

Yep Kendall its hokey-pokey ice-cream. Delicious but deadly on teeth...

Why would you clean your fingers?

She eats them.

#4, you mean gold digger?

27- You've never heard that term for picking your nose? I've heart it called digging for gold or treasure. C:

*heard

How is digging for gold an Olympic sport?

Oh sorry you meant gold medal sorry.. Thumb down my comment. ;(

I don't understand how this is a bad thing. That seems like a real talent you have there.

If it was that easy, OP wouldn't have posted it on FML

has anyone noticed it said he WANTS to post it on Facebook? not has... at least he's being decent ish and not doing it against her wishes!

He can take it again genius!

I bet she's pretty scared though!!

Ur like 12. Delete yourself. Problem Solved.

Thats just nasty

23- Totally read that in Cleveland's voice...

41, I think that was the whole point of the post.

Life is ruined? A bit over dramatic, yeah?

I was obviously being dramatic on purpose