Today, a coworker informed me that she thinks I may be descended from a race of goblins, because of my squat stature, ugly face and hairy arms. She was being completely serious. FML
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Today, a coworker told me I was "fat shaming" them by discussing weight loss with other coworkers. FML
Today, my coworker asked me to add her on Facebook. She has a common name, so I picked the one I thought was her. After no response for a while, I asked for the right spelling. She saw the one I thought was her and said, “I can’t believe you thought I was that ugly.” She wasn't joking. FML
Today, I decided to come out to a co-worker. She looked at me, then laughed, and said, "You can't be gay, you're fat!" FML
Today, at work, I was making an appointment for an old lady who told me, "You look like a movie star!" I started to thank her when she followed up with, "Like that girl from the horror movie! Your black hair and pale skin makes you look scary! Oh, sorry…" with the coworker I hate the most sitting right next to me. FML
Today, I met my coworker's kids during a cookout. I joked to her eldest son that he was awfully short for a seventeen-year-old. He responded, "Well, you're awfully ugly for the town slut." Everyone laughed, including my boss. FML
Today, after weeks of everyone at work avoiding me, I finally asked my coworker what was up. She informed me, “You’re 350lbs and try to dress like an office siren, it’s pathetic to look at.” FML
Today, I confided to my boyfriend that I have a condition that causes me to grow thick toe hair. He now won't stop calling me "the sexy Hobbit." FML
Today, the 6 year old girl I was babysitting asked me, "Why are you so ugly? Are you an alien? Because aliens are about as ugly as you are." FML
Today, at work, a weird old woman came up to me and told me that it's okay: being ugly isn't a choice, it's nothing to be ashamed of, and that it's what inside that counts. She then hugged me and walked away. FML
Today, an overweight coworker of mine was saying that her favorite mythical creatures was Mermaids, because she considers them graceful, carefree and aesthetically beautiful, like her. I absentmindedly blurted out, “Not with that body.” The word “Sorry” didn’t cut it for the write up I received. FML
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Sunako_fml 9
Tell her that you think she descended from a race of bitches.
Levvy 22
Here's how to know for sure: Do people get experience points for hitting you?
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Comments (147)
MattioHimself16 2
Woah. What a bitch OP, that sucks. :(
brianax36 14
What a bitch that's just flat out rude.
barrett89 1
If she was actually serious about calling you a goblin descendant it was probably a compliment in her mind because while they may not be the standard of beauty they are a very proud strong and hardworking race I know many people who believe they are descendants of mythical races the common term for this kind of thing is born otherkin
un1corns 15
57 - Yes, surely 'ugly face' was meant as a compliment.
torx523 4
Just ignore her. You can get by just avoiding that person.
monpetitchevelle 4
what a bitch. she clearly has no tact or etiquette of how to speak when in the company of coworkers. you should say to her you think she was derived from a bunch of imbeciles but you don't bring it up in conversation.
doglover100 29
Rude!! Just ignore her.
rayahbug 3
That's more rude than it is truthful.
TheyCallMeDamien 18
What a rude little b!+*#
stej1985 3
need an axe?
skyeyez9 25
Tell her its because you both have the same mother.