Today, a classmate accused me of having butt implants because "women can't have a huge ass and pancake tits". FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, at school, one of my students confidently told me that I "wasn't hiding my baby bump very well anymore." I'm not pregnant. Just fat, apparently. FML
Today, a 6th grader came up to me and told me I have the smallest breasts in the class. I'm their teacher. FML
Today, I asked my friend who is a fashion major why she didn't want to use me as a model for her senior project. She said my boobs were too big. I doubt it'd have been an issue if I were a girl. FML
Today, I was walking with my friend. The girl in front of us had a really nice ass, so I turned to my friend and said, "Damn, she has a perfect ass." He replied, "That's a guy." FML
Today, my son, who has ASD, told a woman how gigantic her butt was. While trying to remind him that some things are not nice to say, he screamed that her butt is the "giantest butt ever," like it was an accomplishment. FML
Today, I was yet again cat-called while out jogging, with many men calling me "sexy lady" and even commenting on my "birthing hips", all because I chose to wear compression pants. I'm not even a woman, I'm just a guy with a really big butt. FML
Today, I was taking a really big test in a class that I was failing. It was worth at least 7 grades so I studied my butt off. During the test, a girl with huge breasts sat down next to me and I couldn't stop staring. My test got confiscated because they thought I was cheating. FML
Today, a coworker told me I was "fat shaming" them by discussing weight loss with other coworkers. FML
Today, my classmate overheard me on the phone making an appointment at the women’s health center. The dumb bitch told everyone I was going to the clinic for STD treatment. I was scheduling my biopsy for a lump in my breast. FML
Today, my friend was complaining to me that she's gained 20 pounds and it's all gone to her butt and boobs. Meanwhile, I've also gained 20 pounds, and it's gone straight to my stomach. She looks better than she did before. FML
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Top comments
saxaddict122 14
Yikes. That person was not only an asshole, but made the pancake a dirty thing. What a double fail on his part. Sorry OP
magickitten 26
Plot twist: OP is male.
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Comments (86)
Camry_Girl420 18
Well did you smack him upside the head? with your bookbag? I would have. what a douche
Lisa_Kdubz 20
Could be worse. No boobs no ass club here
amsterdamgirl 20
oooooooooohhhh, alright
rkphillips72 6
Personally I'm an ass man
Vulpeex 15
You should probably listen to him; he's probably an expert in asses seeing as he is one.
Xandrick 22
That person fails today's human biology so hard. It's easy to imagine small breasts and huge ass, just as it's easy to imagine small ass and huge breasts, and all in between. It's called human body diversity. It's a thing.
Uuuuxc 7
at least you have a great ass, that's the important thing
biopilot17 9
It's true
manuwish 9
most importantly, do you like your body? others opinions can stay where they are op, if you like your body who gives a crap what media, assholes or jealous frenemies say!
born_hustla 26
What's wrong with a big butt ?