Today, a classmate accused me of having butt implants because "women can't have a huge ass and pancake tits". FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, at school, one of my students confidently told me that I "wasn't hiding my baby bump very well anymore." I'm not pregnant. Just fat, apparently. FML
Today, a 6th grader came up to me and told me I have the smallest breasts in the class. I'm their teacher. FML
Today, I asked my friend who is a fashion major why she didn't want to use me as a model for her senior project. She said my boobs were too big. I doubt it'd have been an issue if I were a girl. FML
Today, I was walking with my friend. The girl in front of us had a really nice ass, so I turned to my friend and said, "Damn, she has a perfect ass." He replied, "That's a guy." FML
Today, my son, who has ASD, told a woman how gigantic her butt was. While trying to remind him that some things are not nice to say, he screamed that her butt is the "giantest butt ever," like it was an accomplishment. FML
I like big butts and I cannot lie
Today, I was yet again cat-called while out jogging, with many men calling me "sexy lady" and even commenting on my "birthing hips", all because I chose to wear compression pants. I'm not even a woman, I'm just a guy with a really big butt. FML
Eyes on the prize
Today, I was taking a really big test in a class that I was failing. It was worth at least 7 grades so I studied my butt off. During the test, a girl with huge breasts sat down next to me and I couldn't stop staring. My test got confiscated because they thought I was cheating. FML
Today, a coworker told me I was "fat shaming" them by discussing weight loss with other coworkers. FML
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Today, my classmate overheard me on the phone making an appointment at the women’s health center. The dumb bitch told everyone I was going to the clinic for STD treatment. I was scheduling my biopsy for a lump in my breast. FML
Today, my friend was complaining to me that she's gained 20 pounds and it's all gone to her butt and boobs. Meanwhile, I've also gained 20 pounds, and it's gone straight to my stomach. She looks better than she did before. FML
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saxaddict122 14
Yikes. That person was not only an asshole, but made the pancake a dirty thing. What a double fail on his part. Sorry OP
magickitten 26
Plot twist: OP is male.
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Comments (86)
Danne696 14
Even if he thinks that, who the **** would actually say that to someone? It doesn't matter whatsoever to him wheter OP have had surgery or not.
Al_Quadea17 12
******* savage
LyricaSilvan 30
Your classmate should be informed of the fact that people can in fact be built that way. Just like how said classmate has both a bad attitude AND very little intelligence.
more4me 27
idiots . the world is full of idiots !
BloodyGlass 10
I would've said, "How the hell do you remember to breathe?" to him.
symbioticdeath 15
My bra size is 34/36D and my ass is pretty round and my Waist ranges between 28 and 30. I have never gotten implants and I do a fair amount of exercise. Woman can have near perfect body's without plastic surgery. That guy is just a prat! I always get nasty comments about my body to OP don't worry about it. Just have confidence and show off what you got ?
Rabite 28
Wow, you seem to have the same flawed line of thoughts like the guy who insulted OP.
tomvertigo 17
[sarcasm] Yeah, varying body types are impossible. Dammit, op, get your act together and be honest! [/sarcasm]
CallMeACanadian 11
Or we could treat women with respect? Is it really that hard? ¯_(ツ)_/¯
LostCosmo 5
Hey at least you got an ass.
bad_boyfriend 10
I disagree, every girl I date has a huge butt with little boobs. A big butt and little boobs go together like lamb and tuna fish.