Today, a classmate accused me of having butt implants because "women can't have a huge ass and pancake tits". FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, at school, one of my students confidently told me that I "wasn't hiding my baby bump very well anymore." I'm not pregnant. Just fat, apparently. FML
Today, a 6th grader came up to me and told me I have the smallest breasts in the class. I'm their teacher. FML
Today, I asked my friend who is a fashion major why she didn't want to use me as a model for her senior project. She said my boobs were too big. I doubt it'd have been an issue if I were a girl. FML
Today, I was walking with my friend. The girl in front of us had a really nice ass, so I turned to my friend and said, "Damn, she has a perfect ass." He replied, "That's a guy." FML
Today, my son, who has ASD, told a woman how gigantic her butt was. While trying to remind him that some things are not nice to say, he screamed that her butt is the "giantest butt ever," like it was an accomplishment. FML
Today, I was yet again cat-called while out jogging, with many men calling me "sexy lady" and even commenting on my "birthing hips", all because I chose to wear compression pants. I'm not even a woman, I'm just a guy with a really big butt. FML
Today, I was taking a really big test in a class that I was failing. It was worth at least 7 grades so I studied my butt off. During the test, a girl with huge breasts sat down next to me and I couldn't stop staring. My test got confiscated because they thought I was cheating. FML
Today, a coworker told me I was "fat shaming" them by discussing weight loss with other coworkers. FML
Today, my classmate overheard me on the phone making an appointment at the women’s health center. The dumb bitch told everyone I was going to the clinic for STD treatment. I was scheduling my biopsy for a lump in my breast. FML
Today, my friend was complaining to me that she's gained 20 pounds and it's all gone to her butt and boobs. Meanwhile, I've also gained 20 pounds, and it's gone straight to my stomach. She looks better than she did before. FML
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Top comments
saxaddict122 14
Yikes. That person was not only an asshole, but made the pancake a dirty thing. What a double fail on his part. Sorry OP
magickitten 26
Plot twist: OP is male.
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Comments (86)
sugarshugar 11
Itty bitty titty commitee
DarkSerebii 11
There's tons of body shapes and sizes. Whoever said that is an ignorant fart.
SleepyPharma 21
Thanks that insult made me giggle :)
sammiaaron 16
I don't think their opinion matters, quite frankly
uzumakinurto 13
well said.
uzumakinurto 13
I knew plenty of girls in school who had an ass the size of Texas and breast like Rhode Island. the opposite was true as well breast big enough to smother someone to death and yet they suffered from no ass at all disease. they are multiple body shapes and sizes
ouijacorn 9
People who genuinely don't understand body types are terrifying, but I guess you can't fix stupid. You just keep being fabulous, op.
gopackgo97 13
no one's ever said that to me.
thejokingguy13 12
Squats will help the ass but as for **** well sorry
SecundusSecunda 27
Isn't there a way of approaching women by insulting them? What a scumbag your classmate is for attempting that, if he was, and if he wasn't his ignorance is massive
TabooSushi 24
There is. It's called "Negging."
LyricaSilvan 30
And it's the stupidest concept ever created. Any woman who would actually fall for that tactic has little to no self-respect.
cheshireau 26
Well, clearly they can.
DoomedGemini 38
Someone doesn't understand the concept of different bodies and figures? I thought that was pretty common knowledge.