Today, a classmate accused me of having butt implants because "women can't have a huge ass and pancake tits". FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, at school, one of my students confidently told me that I "wasn't hiding my baby bump very well anymore." I'm not pregnant. Just fat, apparently. FML
Today, a 6th grader came up to me and told me I have the smallest breasts in the class. I'm their teacher. FML
Today, I asked my friend who is a fashion major why she didn't want to use me as a model for her senior project. She said my boobs were too big. I doubt it'd have been an issue if I were a girl. FML
Today, I was walking with my friend. The girl in front of us had a really nice ass, so I turned to my friend and said, "Damn, she has a perfect ass." He replied, "That's a guy." FML
Today, my son, who has ASD, told a woman how gigantic her butt was. While trying to remind him that some things are not nice to say, he screamed that her butt is the "giantest butt ever," like it was an accomplishment. FML
Today, I was yet again cat-called while out jogging, with many men calling me "sexy lady" and even commenting on my "birthing hips", all because I chose to wear compression pants. I'm not even a woman, I'm just a guy with a really big butt. FML
Today, I was taking a really big test in a class that I was failing. It was worth at least 7 grades so I studied my butt off. During the test, a girl with huge breasts sat down next to me and I couldn't stop staring. My test got confiscated because they thought I was cheating. FML
Today, a coworker told me I was "fat shaming" them by discussing weight loss with other coworkers. FML
Today, my classmate overheard me on the phone making an appointment at the women’s health center. The dumb bitch told everyone I was going to the clinic for STD treatment. I was scheduling my biopsy for a lump in my breast. FML
Today, my friend was complaining to me that she's gained 20 pounds and it's all gone to her butt and boobs. Meanwhile, I've also gained 20 pounds, and it's gone straight to my stomach. She looks better than she did before. FML
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Top comments
saxaddict122 14
Yikes. That person was not only an asshole, but made the pancake a dirty thing. What a double fail on his part. Sorry OP
magickitten 26
Plot twist: OP is male.
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Comments (86)
MrWaffles6969 15
What an idiot... I don't know a better way to say this but personally, I find women built like this to be most beautiful. So don't pay attention to ignorant jerks like that.
DanielleD93 16
By pancake I hope he means delicious
HylianWarrior 21
You are assuming she'd let that asshole taste them.
thatkid2101 2
shit that must suck
justaweirdgirl 14
why the **** did he thought he was entitled to an opinion about YOUR body, is your business, not his.
greywolf19k 0
Because people are allowed to have opinions. There's no such thing as being "entitled" to one. The dude should have kept his mouth shut, I'll agree with you there, but if I think you've got a fat ass and pancake ****, then that's what I think, and I'm allowed to think it.
Aurora94 20
I guess he doesn't like pancakes. What a weird person.
Jaballin 13
Have they never seen Iggy Azalea?
Eleora 19
Sometimes I really wonder if people can actually be that shallow or that dense... just remember that your beautiful no matter what, OP! :)
Tyrez 32
Guess all that boob material went to go fortify the butt. I prefer nice asses anyway.
LyricaSilvan 30
Same. After all, anyone can have boobs, if they're built heavier, but it takes a rare and special person (or someone who works out their glutes a lot) to have a nice ass.
iam2fat4u 15
Can I see
writergirl1029 17
He's clearly only seen celebrities and **** stars and never paid attention to what women actually look like. I have the opposite problem: all boobs and no ass.