Well if you think about it, pancakes is all stacked up on each other and then things get sticky. Unless you want to get fancy and romantic and start playin around with the strawberries and whip cream. Pancake were already dirty so it seems

Great, just great. I'm on a 500 calorie per day diet for forty days and you had to go and write a comment like that about pancakes and strawberries and whatnot. Like I wasn't already jonsing for food and carbs to begin with. :-)

Since you said 40 days I'm gonna assume you are doing something for lent, I'll just say that that is really unhealthy and you should put your health above what a church says.

500 calorie diet?! That's ridiculous ! at max I would say that 800 is as low a calorie diet you should go. That not healthy. If you really want to burn off some fat eat high fibered food like brown rice, chicken or lentils. Those foods burn off calories as you digest them for up to 8 hours. And get your heart rate up and down!

It's not for Lent (though I was raised Catholic). This is doctor prescribed and is called the HCG diet. I do it once a year (generally after the holidays or into spring) and it helps me shed the holiday pounds. I don't make testosterone (I have to do weekly injections) so my energy and metabolism is on par with a centurion. The first week of the diet sucks but after that your body adjusts and the weight sheds off.

It's funny. My uncle is a doctor who was asked to prescribe the HCG diet for testing. My parents were some of the subjects tested to see if it works. The electric screening numbs the hand though

Sorry, but "shedding the holiday pounds" isn't good. She'd the pounds, keep 'em off and you won't have to suffer through 500 calories. The minimum amount of calories an average person should eat is 1200. Stick to that and the weight should STAY off and, trust me, 1200 is a lot of food.

oh come on, hey compared something awesome to another awesome thing, which are both equally delicious, so I think if you just change a little perspective, it turn into a compliment.

I'm wondering what kind of shotty doctor prescribes an unhealthy fad diet

Thanks to this doctor I'm the healthiest I've been since high school. In my mid twenties I was diagnosed with Chronic Fatigue Syndrome and even after sleep studies, blood tests, physical exams, cancer screenings, etc no one could figure it out. I went from bicycling 25 miles a day to getting winded going up stairs and sleeping 12+ hours a day. I lost my appetite and gained 50 lbs. This doctor has been a godsend.

Well, the implants would be inside.... Technically...

Well said, especially in with your name

yes, it's what's inside that matters giggity LOL

Even if it was a dude that said it?

you what it means.

WHAT plot twist? the classmate said *woman* can't have a big ass and pancake ****...so that means the OP is a female. ....

I went to school with a guy who had a huge ass but small everything else, people weren't very nice about it. But I think OP is female. I've seen a lot of women with a small chest but big bum, better than a big chest and tiny bum imo.

51, I could be wrong here, but I think they MAY have been trying to make some kind of joke. Then again, maybe they're just not that sharp.

That actually made me laugh lol

#51 & #63 - why so serious? It was a joke....!

Here, we can equal each other out lol the struggle to get button downs is real :(

I am also bootylicious, while still big booby-lacking. Sisters, unite! We shall have no shame, cherishing both our lucious curves and our tiny molehill mounds!

So am I!! I feel you guys, but it's okay. We don't need double D's to feel confident!

some people out there are pure ass-people. so never feel down.

I've typically noticed many girls either have one or the other. I have big **** but no ass lol

And then you're like me and have no **** and no ass. FML.

I'm entirely average in both cases. But you know what? It doesn't matter. We're all sexy in one way or another. Just gotta work it. It's all about confidence.

If you stole his brain he wouldn't have asked if you had implants, because they wouldn't show they were so tiny.