Today, a car hit me. I didn't get hurt, but someone called 911. The old woman who had hit me got out of the car with no problem to look at me, and gets back into the car. When the police arrive, she pulls out crutches and said I made strange faces and made her hit me. I got blamed. FML
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Today, I was sent to the hospital after being hit by a car while on my bicycle. The police officer said it was my fault for not looking, even though the car pulled up without looking. I now have a small herniated disc in my neck and abrasions on my thigh. FML
Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML
Today, I got called out of class to talk to some cops. Turns out my car was involved in a hit and run accident, while I was in school and there was no possible way it could have been me. But since they have no one else, it's my fault. FML
Today, I was walking down the street on my way to work, when an old lady's walking stick caught my leg and sent me crashing to the ground. She apologised for the accident and watched me stumble to my feet. I said not to worry. Just as I turned to leave, I could swear a smirk crept over her face. FML
Today, while I was walking to class, I was hit by a car. The driver stopped to let me cross in front of her, started moving again, hit me, and then yelled at me, saying it was my fault for walking in front of her. FML
Today, I accidentally hit an elderly man while driving. The police came, and five minutes later I was told that he confessed to walking in the middle of the road to get hit and claim compensation. He was fine, but I still got charged for hitting a pedestrian. FML
Today, I accidentally bumped into another car on the road. The worst of the damage was a slight chip to the other driver's paint, but she played it up so much that she ended up being taken away in an ambulance. I'm now terrified that the crazy bitch is going to sue me. FML
Today, I was driving when a woman started crossing the street against the light at the upcoming intersection, so I slammed on the brakes and stopped short of hitting her. That's when she intentionally jumped onto my car and started screaming that I had "mowed her down". The cops believed her. FML
Today, an old lady hit me with her car, after which she said, "Oh! Not again!" FML
Today, I was in a car accident. When I came home, I told my mom. She just got angry with me, blamed me for it, and didn't even ask if I was OK. FML
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shesaywha 19
don't you hate old people who take advantage of their frail, withered body??
WTSchool 0
o.O I knew no good would come from city folk and them drivin' machines.
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Comments (107)
jakeisawake 3
Well, for starters, you said someone else called 911 and legally you are suppose to stay at the sight of an accident if you witnessed it (majority of places not all), so that person who called could easily say, "That old hag ran the dude over like he was a ******* speed bump." Gah, old people; they need to retake a driving test at the age of 65 and stop acting like they are justified for being a senior citizen. That just gives them the right to discounted foods and services.
ThreeSheetsGone 12
Shoulda taken that crutch and beat her with it. That'da learned 'er. Learned 'er good...
mdkarwandy 0
lies. no cop would blame you for a car accident for making faces. fyl for making shit up
kateeeh 0
omigod! tht was my gma...she was laughing lik carazy when she told us!!!!!!
shawtieee 0
seriously?
Kitouran 30
Your gma's kind of a bitch.
DurteSanchez 1
YDI for not looking out for oncoming traffic and assuming they will stop for u, even though it's the law
skyeyez9 25
In HS there was a guy who used to be really mean to me (and alot of others), Took pleasure in tormenting others. I found out he died a few yrs after he graduated hs. He was hit by a car and his head was run over by the rear passenger tire. Karma!
Zebidee 9
******* hell! Remind me not to piss you off!
iltby 3
I think your view of karma is a bit warped.
Sparx1_1 16
if "someone" called 911 that means there were witnesses.... should have had the cops talk to the witnesses to verify that the woman was being fraudulent. On the other hand if you were not hurt why did you hang around waiting for the police to arrive?
drakerd 0
Fail troll.
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
Sounds to me like she's trolling for insurance fraud. Why else would she be toting crutches everywhere?
medfly 2
yeah srsly lol since when do injured ppl instantly get crutches?