Today, a car hit me. I didn't get hurt, but someone called 911. The old woman who had hit me got out of the car with no problem to look at me, and gets back into the car. When the police arrive, she pulls out crutches and said I made strange faces and made her hit me. I got blamed. FML
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Today, I was sent to the hospital after being hit by a car while on my bicycle. The police officer said it was my fault for not looking, even though the car pulled up without looking. I now have a small herniated disc in my neck and abrasions on my thigh. FML
Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML
Today, I got called out of class to talk to some cops. Turns out my car was involved in a hit and run accident, while I was in school and there was no possible way it could have been me. But since they have no one else, it's my fault. FML
Today, I was walking down the street on my way to work, when an old lady's walking stick caught my leg and sent me crashing to the ground. She apologised for the accident and watched me stumble to my feet. I said not to worry. Just as I turned to leave, I could swear a smirk crept over her face. FML
Today, while I was walking to class, I was hit by a car. The driver stopped to let me cross in front of her, started moving again, hit me, and then yelled at me, saying it was my fault for walking in front of her. FML
Today, I accidentally hit an elderly man while driving. The police came, and five minutes later I was told that he confessed to walking in the middle of the road to get hit and claim compensation. He was fine, but I still got charged for hitting a pedestrian. FML
Today, I accidentally bumped into another car on the road. The worst of the damage was a slight chip to the other driver's paint, but she played it up so much that she ended up being taken away in an ambulance. I'm now terrified that the crazy bitch is going to sue me. FML
Today, I was driving when a woman started crossing the street against the light at the upcoming intersection, so I slammed on the brakes and stopped short of hitting her. That's when she intentionally jumped onto my car and started screaming that I had "mowed her down". The cops believed her. FML
Today, an old lady hit me with her car, after which she said, "Oh! Not again!" FML
Today, I was in a car accident. When I came home, I told my mom. She just got angry with me, blamed me for it, and didn't even ask if I was OK. FML
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shesaywha 19
don't you hate old people who take advantage of their frail, withered body??
WTSchool 0
o.O I knew no good would come from city folk and them drivin' machines.
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5upernova 3
If someone called 911, then that means there were witnesses who would have defended you. As for the whole ordeal with crutches, I don't see how that relates to you making faces at her when she is the one driving. I am guessing that she made a big deal about using crutches, and if that is the case, how was she able to drive in the first place?
ashleeyka 13
Every day I read another FML that has something to do with old ladies being B*TCHES.... whats this world coming to -.-
j0eStER 0
One word, Lawyer.
applesl 0
this sounds like something that happened to me. the person had a sludge hammer hit my car and his put it rely close a cop was walking out and I grabbed the hammer from him he walked up to the cop and said I was hitting his car and mine. FML should this be submitted to FML?
DravvyDrav 0
LMFAO! And people wonder why we can't "respect elders"
iameulogy 0
fyl but I don't believe that. unless you had a gun in your hand that is attempted vehicular manslaughter. thata federal buddy. sue her ass. making weird faces isn't enough to warrent being hit by a car. those crutches? medical examiners office will throw that out the window. you can make a civil suit against the officer as well if he wrote you a.ticket. enjoy the money if you file suit. lol
LadyGore 12
For one, this is obviously fake because the person who rear ends is always at fault because "a driver should always be in control of the vehicle at all times". I'd know, I have my brokers license.
FarscapeSDC 9
As I've posted before on other FML's, I hate old people. Some of them are okay and deserve respect, but most are just a pain in the arse who like nothing better than screwing over the young generation because we're too different to the young people from their generation. - Statistically, old people cause more car accidents than young people. - I've never seen a young person get confused at an airport metal detector, I've seen plenty of old people forget to take off all their metal until the 5th try. - I've never seen a young person shout at university students, telling them to "Stop doing drugs and get a real job" or "You can't get nothing in life with book-learnin" (Actual quotes from old people) Why do old people get away with this? If I caused a car accident by not checking my mirrors when I pull out, forgot to take off all my metal objects at a detector (5 times), and went to a retirement village shouting "Stop clogging up the hospitals and die all ready!" there's a good chance that I would be arrested on the spot, kicked out of the airport, or fined for disturbing the peace. Bloody old people, they need to be held to the same standards as everyone else.
123ilovejustinb 12
I got hit by an old person too. It didn't end well either.
morthug 11
I hate old people.