FIRST omfg

Congrats! You got it this time!

How does this 'achievement' feel? I bet your parents are so proud.

we GET it you're first what's next? a nobel prize? STFU

Would you like a cookie #1? On topic:Well now you know she is successful and doing well. Actually, I'm not sure if that would pay a lot if at all, but at least you can get girls that are good looking.

All y'all are just jealous that she got first!

Jeez, someone says first and everyones jimmies get rustled. Truly is not that big of a deal.

Surprisingly, there's kind of a thrill when you get a "first." I've used the few times I've hit it to make a real comment, but I can see someone getting so jacked up that all they can think of is "First!"

#24 rockin body  on topic that's suxz op

leave her be if she wanted to write first let her... its her comment

you really are a blonde aren't you

Plus you can't blame her #34, she was down on another FML how she never had gotten it before. I would be super excited too.

I don't understand how this is an FML, but...FYL for running into a billboard.

op u should think, "good for her" she's doin something with herself. what r u doing?

I agree with 23

lmao ikr

Congratz! :) @17 She's not going: Omfgggghg I'm firsstttt in urrer faccee what now ahahhahabahalolqweety! So you stfu.

Oh, well now every time you 'run into her' you can tell your friends how you used to date her. Try not to sound too bitter, and they might think that's cool.

fuck

fuck. And tru dat. She might get famous.

so you did a young hot girl ? put a notch in your belt

58 - ex girlfriend doesn't always translate to 'girl I fucked'. What if they didn't have sex?

At least you know she's on a billboard for a college. Its better than seeing her on a billboard for something like people with an STDs.

Ahaha :D WIN!

it would be a win but "people with an STDs" Is bad English.

nice

this isn't an FML. It only is if you dumped her.

or she dumped him... she was still his love of his life...

OH NOOO, NOT THE BILLBOARDS!!111 :(((((((((((((((((((((((

You can point that out to girls you date. They'll begin to be so filled with insecurity and self-loathing that you will get laid often and vigorously. Don't let them know she dumped you for having a small, limp weiner. Make them figure that out for themselves.

is that why you spend your whole life on fml?

Is what why?

shut up. your just jealouse bacause his comments are better than yours

Why would I spend my life on FML if the OP had a small, limp weiner? Green_eyes, you really want to know ;) ?

love your comments :D

Perdix, probably not but I have a feeling you want to tell me anyway so go ahead lol

perdix ftw

YDI for thinking an ex is the love of your life, for giving 2 shits about whether she's in an advertising campaign or not, and for having eyes with which to see the advertisements.

hahaha! I love you Troll!

So many imitators, they're just not the same.

How is this an FML? ._.

Obviously you've never had your heart broken.

It's an fml because I say so.

kinda First I want a Green Card , I'll be a nice husband

ey man srry to say this but ey she's better without YOU!!!!