By Anonymous - 26/09/2010 18:50 - Canada

Today, I ran into my ex-girlfriend, the love of my life. Actually I ran into a billboard for her college, where apparently she is the new "poster girl" for their advertising campaign. I have now seen her on 2 billboards, a newspaper ad and a bus. FML
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happykate120 0

At least you know she's on a billboard for a college. Its better than seeing her on a billboard for something like people with an STDs.

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justsayfuck 5

Oh, well now every time you 'run into her' you can tell your friends how you used to date her. Try not to sound too bitter, and they might think that's cool.

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perdix 29

Congrats! You got it this time!

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Tikwichka 5

How does this 'achievement' feel? I bet your parents are so proud.

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jakii_ 0

we GET it you're first what's next? a nobel prize? STFU

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I_iz_special 0

Would you like a cookie #1? On topic:Well now you know she is successful and doing well. Actually, I'm not sure if that would pay a lot if at all, but at least you can get girls that are good looking.

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Stupified 0

All y'all are just jealous that she got first!

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We_Li_Ve_Fr_Ee 0

Jeez, someone says first and everyones jimmies get rustled. Truly is not that big of a deal.

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perdix 29

Surprisingly, there's kind of a thrill when you get a "first." I've used the few times I've hit it to make a real comment, but I can see someone getting so jacked up that all they can think of is "First!"

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nessimonster 0

#24 rockin body  on topic that's suxz op

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aholeguy 0

leave her be if she wanted to write first let her... its her comment

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We_Li_Ve_Fr_Ee 0

Plus you can't blame her #34, she was down on another FML how she never had gotten it before. I would be super excited too.

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OhMyHolyBalls 0

I don't understand how this is an FML, but...FYL for running into a billboard.

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MissErikaHart 0

op u should think, "good for her" she's doin something with herself. what r u doing?

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Hoplaka 0

Congratz! :) @17 She's not going: Omfgggghg I'm firsstttt in urrer faccee what now ahahhahabahalolqweety! So you stfu.

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justsayfuck 5

Oh, well now every time you 'run into her' you can tell your friends how you used to date her. Try not to sound too bitter, and they might think that's cool.

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Bobissmall 13

****. And tru dat. She might get famous.

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iSitt 0

so you did a young hot girl ? put a notch in your belt

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5t3ff1k4h 44

58 - ex girlfriend doesn't always translate to 'girl I ******'. What if they didn't have sex?

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happykate120 0

At least you know she's on a billboard for a college. Its better than seeing her on a billboard for something like people with an STDs.

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ERich331 3

it would be a win but "people with an STDs" Is bad English.

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deafeningsilence 8

this isn't an FML. It only is if you dumped her.

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thathayygurl 4

or she dumped him... she was still his love of his life...

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dacho 7

OH NOOO, NOT THE BILLBOARDS!!111 :(((((((((((((((((((((((

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perdix 29

You can point that out to girls you date. They'll begin to be so filled with insecurity and self-loathing that you will get laid often and vigorously. Don't let them know she dumped you for having a small, limp weiner. Make them figure that out for themselves.

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marcranger 28

is that why you spend your whole life on fml?

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CLDBL00DED 0

shut up. your just jealouse bacause his comments are better than yours

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perdix 29

Why would I spend my life on FML if the OP had a small, limp weiner? Green_eyes, you really want to know ;) ?

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green_eyes124 0

Perdix, probably not but I have a feeling you want to tell me anyway so go ahead lol

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Trollz4daLULZ 1

YDI for thinking an ex is the love of your life, for giving 2 ***** about whether she's in an advertising campaign or not, and for having eyes with which to see the advertisements.

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lajaynay 15

So many imitators, they're just not the same.

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Natasha97 0

How is this an FML? ._.

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Bobissmall 13

Obviously you've never had your heart broken.

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FirstBornUnicorn 0

It's an fml because I say so.

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Frenchtony 17

kinda First I want a Green Card , I'll be a nice husband

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cheech99 0

ey man srry to say this but ey she's better without YOU!!!!

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