By Anonymous - Canada
Today, I ran into my ex-girlfriend, the love of my life. Actually I ran into a billboard for her college, where apparently she is the new "poster girl" for their advertising campaign. I have now seen her on 2 billboards, a newspaper ad and a bus. FML
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  I_iz_special  |  0

Would you like a cookie #1? On topic:Well now you know she is successful and doing well. Actually, I'm not sure if that would pay a lot if at all, but at least you can get girls that are good looking.

  perdix  |  29

Surprisingly, there's kind of a thrill when you get a "first."

I've used the few times I've hit it to make a real comment, but I can see someone getting so jacked up that all they can think of is "First!"

By  perdix  |  29

You can point that out to girls you date. They'll begin to be so filled with insecurity and self-loathing that you will get laid often and vigorously.

Don't let them know she dumped you for having a small, limp weiner. Make them figure that out for themselves.

By  Trollz4daLULZ  |  1

YDI for thinking an ex is the love of your life, for giving 2 shits about whether she's in an advertising campaign or not, and for having eyes with which to see the advertisements.