asdfasdf
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Time is money
Today, my girlfriend said she didn't want to have sex because it takes too long. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Too much of a good thing
Today, my girlfriend complained that our quickies shouldn’t take 45 minutes. FML
cuckolddreams
Broken Bow, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Stop begging
Today, while begging my wife for sex for once, she told me she didn't have time. I said it wouldn't take long. She said, "I know." FML
candy man
Chapel Hill, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend got up in the middle of sex saying, "You're taking too long, I'm gonna go make some popcorn." I asked her if she could get me some. She said no. FML
QuickieGirl
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Get on with it!
Today, I realized my girlfriend thinks that the goal of sex is to get it over with as quickly as possible. FML
Taylor parsons
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Bored
Today, my girlfriend was going down on me. She only did it for 30 seconds, stopped, then said, "I'm not in the mood anymore." FML
KaRaSu
France 🌶️ Spicy
Get on with it
Today, while I was having sex with my girlfriend, she suddenly said : "Are you going to be done any time soon?" FML
beaverless
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend kindly broke the news to me that she doesn't want to take part in any sexual activity anymore because it's getting too boring. FML
Anonymous
Turkey 🌶️ Spicy
Romance is dead
Today, my girlfriend and I haven't had sex for a long time, so when she got out of the shower I was ready on our bed to finally do it. Her response? "Really? Now? I just got out of the shower." FML
youaresodumb
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Routine
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. I finished too quickly and apologized. She said she was used to it by now. FML
pathetic
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend of a year and I had sex for the first time in several weeks due to relationship problems; I came in less than 10 seconds. We're still having problems. FML
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senseisuncommon 7
are you telling us we should use the asshole more often? or just calling him an asshole?
HatchetMan 0
They all say they want someone who can go all night, but very few really do.
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Comments (86)
Thugnation 0
ahahahahhaha lmao at 6 hahah
Oreosbff 0
lol #1 wins But wth...I'd be happy with "too long"...she deserves a 1 minute wonder
Stankyfeet1192 0
hahahaha that sucks. I'm a girl and been with my boyfriend for 13 months and we go at it as much and for as long as possible. maybe she's a lesbo.
amiegh 0
I wish mine lasted long!!
mschrisaya 4
Too long. how i long for that day. haha
cdatribe23 0
agreeed!:)
floppycow 0
you a ****** hoe!
angels_siren 0
Wow, either she doesnt like orgams.which would shock the hell out of me if she didnt. or somethings wrong with youin bed. hell id sit there for hours pleasuring my man if he could make me come. after the first one its sooo damn easy to have mutligasms :D. god i lurv those. i just cant believe shes complaining. i wish sex was longer so i could achieve multigasms, but my bf doesnt last that long. try not even ten seconds one time. he learned never to do that again lol. and You complain its too long?? FU. .
dakins 0
and u ^ are a ******* idiot what gives u the right to accuse others. virgin hypocrite grow up
slappymojo 0
lol