Too much of a good thing

By Anonymous - 21/05/2020 23:00

Today, my girlfriend complained that our quickies shouldn’t take 45 minutes. FML
I agree, your life sucks 713
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I think you're confused about what a quickie is. Most sex doesn't even last 45 min.

theyellowgoose 3

it's called a quickie for a reason...

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I think you're confused about what a quickie is. Most sex doesn't even last 45 min.

not true I get the same complaint from my wife

quickie means it doesn't take long... so yeah I agree with her.

theyellowgoose 3

it's called a quickie for a reason...

It’s a quickie!? YDI

Xatraris 37

Lol, I always got the same complaint. So make it like 5, might not get off but enjoy only a few minutes of fun. Then when you get a lot more time alone take as long as you both need.

7and7is 20

My make believe girlfriend makes the same complaint. Only she thinks 9 hours is too quick!!! Also my 24” penis is too much.

I don’t blame her. Quickies are supposed to be quick.

I got the same compliaint about 15 minutes it’s my advice just get her off and find some other way to get release

jfigley 5

Wait your girl was complaining that it was too long lol?? Normally chick's complaint that the guy can't go more than 5 or 10 mins. Sorry u like to take time myself. Why wrap it up so quick, I like to have a little fun...

Because it’s a quickie, not a longy

I get the same complaint from my wife especially when she's giving me a bj so she thinks she's doing it wrong even though she's not so I feel your pain