asdfasdf
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Time is money
Today, my girlfriend said she didn't want to have sex because it takes too long. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Too much of a good thing
Today, my girlfriend complained that our quickies shouldn’t take 45 minutes. FML
cuckolddreams
Broken Bow, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Stop begging
Today, while begging my wife for sex for once, she told me she didn't have time. I said it wouldn't take long. She said, "I know." FML
candy man
Chapel Hill, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend got up in the middle of sex saying, "You're taking too long, I'm gonna go make some popcorn." I asked her if she could get me some. She said no. FML
QuickieGirl
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Get on with it!
Today, I realized my girlfriend thinks that the goal of sex is to get it over with as quickly as possible. FML
Taylor parsons
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Bored
Today, my girlfriend was going down on me. She only did it for 30 seconds, stopped, then said, "I'm not in the mood anymore." FML
KaRaSu
France 🌶️ Spicy
Get on with it
Today, while I was having sex with my girlfriend, she suddenly said : "Are you going to be done any time soon?" FML
beaverless
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend kindly broke the news to me that she doesn't want to take part in any sexual activity anymore because it's getting too boring. FML
Anonymous
Turkey 🌶️ Spicy
Romance is dead
Today, my girlfriend and I haven't had sex for a long time, so when she got out of the shower I was ready on our bed to finally do it. Her response? "Really? Now? I just got out of the shower." FML
youaresodumb
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Routine
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. I finished too quickly and apologized. She said she was used to it by now. FML
pathetic
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend of a year and I had sex for the first time in several weeks due to relationship problems; I came in less than 10 seconds. We're still having problems. FML
Top comments
senseisuncommon 7
are you telling us we should use the asshole more often? or just calling him an asshole?
HatchetMan 0
They all say they want someone who can go all night, but very few really do.
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buffalosaurus 0
that's valid
Shadow_Sniper 0
you can never be too long
Pearson_fml 0
maybe she should do a few fat 15 year old guys, and then lets see her say "45 minutes is too long"
Anumayis 34
you know what, sometimes a guy really takes too long. and I don't meen 45 minutes. my best friend always complains about her bf taking too long because he won't come for 3-4 hours. and she really does everything she can.
shirvon100 0
at least she didnt say it was too short
deannababy 0
um wtf.. i would like that! LOL. the longer the better! right?!
jgars575 0
well i mean sex has diferent lengths for different people. sometimes the girl (unfortunately) just doesnt have the 45+ minutes :(
makjon86 0
30 second josh FTW!!!
rosyrose 0
too long.....!!.....my sex life doesnt last past 10 mins....
Randomiser 0
Mate i had the same problem with my previous 2 girlfriends... and i had the same problem with my current girlfriend at first... i told her to go see her GP. she did and they gave her some cream she put it on for few days. i remmember she telling me that i couldnt have sex with her when she had the cream on.. this was on for few short days.. anyway afterwards she didnt seem to have the same problem anymore. she wouldnt get sore anymore infact she started enjoying sex more which made her more wild which give me boost to come quicker.. maybe its those its those dirty talks or perhaps how she sync her body with my motion either way i keep falling for it and i love it.. the other day she asked me to go for a walk.. while we were in the park she asked me to bang her in the bushes.. not being able to resist i did so anyway.. lasted 7 mins.. i wanted to go longer and she was keep telling me not to come.. but after hearing her saying that few times it made me climax anyway.. than i took her to my car and banged her again for a good 20 mins till she had an ****** and i finishing my self off.. had another try after 20mins but this time i couldnt finish it cause my legs were killing me. anyway in my honest opinion i think you not getting any sex from your girl for a good few weeks will help you have good sex when you do... its like when they are on their time of the month it kills you inside knowing you cant do sht. i feel your pain man.. sucks for you1!!
KingDingALing 9
WTF!?!?!?!
zolltf 4
I got AIDS just listening to that.
StopTheFuckinCar_fml 0
lmfao @ #40
sema_fml 0
^ win
ThatsANiceAss 4
Holy shit. I just read a novel on FML.
shaggy102 0
its not your fault she can't get you to come faster. i know women like this, they aren't passionate enough in bed. that's all there is to it