asdfasdf
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Time is money
Today, my girlfriend said she didn't want to have sex because it takes too long. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Too much of a good thing
Today, my girlfriend complained that our quickies shouldn’t take 45 minutes. FML
cuckolddreams
Broken Bow, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Stop begging
Today, while begging my wife for sex for once, she told me she didn't have time. I said it wouldn't take long. She said, "I know." FML
candy man
Chapel Hill, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend got up in the middle of sex saying, "You're taking too long, I'm gonna go make some popcorn." I asked her if she could get me some. She said no. FML
QuickieGirl
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Get on with it!
Today, I realized my girlfriend thinks that the goal of sex is to get it over with as quickly as possible. FML
Taylor parsons
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Bored
Today, my girlfriend was going down on me. She only did it for 30 seconds, stopped, then said, "I'm not in the mood anymore." FML
KaRaSu
France 🌶️ Spicy
Get on with it
Today, while I was having sex with my girlfriend, she suddenly said : "Are you going to be done any time soon?" FML
beaverless
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend kindly broke the news to me that she doesn't want to take part in any sexual activity anymore because it's getting too boring. FML
Anonymous
Turkey 🌶️ Spicy
Romance is dead
Today, my girlfriend and I haven't had sex for a long time, so when she got out of the shower I was ready on our bed to finally do it. Her response? "Really? Now? I just got out of the shower." FML
youaresodumb
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Routine
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. I finished too quickly and apologized. She said she was used to it by now. FML
pathetic
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend of a year and I had sex for the first time in several weeks due to relationship problems; I came in less than 10 seconds. We're still having problems. FML
Top comments
senseisuncommon 7
are you telling us we should use the asshole more often? or just calling him an asshole?
HatchetMan 0
They all say they want someone who can go all night, but very few really do.
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Comments (86)
imahobbitlol 24
Lasting too long isn't always a good thing, vaginas get sore.
worldclassrager 41
You two need to get things worked out...
Cavsfodawin 21
Well, you should feel conflicted about that.
ArbiterOfFML 24
Sex isn't a right you jackass.
nexarcanum 8
Best compliment, or you're so bad that she wants it to end.