Busted

By Anonymous - 02/06/2013 04:36 - United States

Today, I won a local arm-wrestling tournament. Too bad I have to use the prize money to repair the tendon I tore in the competition. FML
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darwinism 30

Just remember, it's better to have a torn tendon than a prolapsed anus in a weight lifting competion. It's still a win! Good luck OP!

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kittenmeownyan 18

You can have the pride of winning as your prize!

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xlord 27

Screw the pride, I'd rather have money. That's why I worked at McDonald's when I was younger :(

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vcapelo 19

OP would still have his money if they had free health care!

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DyslexicPanda 12

What I wanna know is how he still won...?

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fareith 15

Single best comment on FML. Bravo sir.

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sux4u121 10

Good pun, yes. Best comment in FML, not even close.

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lemmingscanfly 2

Ripped? That doesn't make sense... But also NOT IN CANADA.

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NeatNit 32

YDI. It's not hard to feel when to stop and when the body can't take it anymore.

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AlphaPrice 7

Well sometimes due to adrenaline, we don't always feel our muscle tearing. I had a similar experience when I was maxing out on squats and somehow tore my right lat (that's what they told me) without knowing it for a good while. Like #25 said.

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RadeonDerp 24

It's like that FML where that guy got a paycheck for $840 and on the way to the bank he broke his suspension, and it would cost $800 to fix.

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darwinism 30

Just remember, it's better to have a torn tendon than a prolapsed anus in a weight lifting competion. It's still a win! Good luck OP!

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CallMeMcFeelii 13

I remember when that happened. It was up at Penn State. Yikes.

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fleur_de_fevrier_fml 22

Arm wrestling tournament? Did you guys then beat your chests while uttering primal screams?

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ShyAnn29 14

What's wrong with arm wrestling? It's fun, I used to arm wrestle my brother and his friends all the time, and I won!

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Pleonasm 35

Because arm-wrestling is only for brutes. Good work being close-minded and presumptuous; hopefully that stick doesn't get in the way of you sitting down, unless you like that kind of thing.

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ManInTheMachine 19

Let's not agitate them, Pleo. We don't know how good they are at ass-fencing.

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Jeffo193 13

From what i understand this sort of thing happens frequently at arm wrestling tournaments...yeah it sucks but surely you're not surprised!?

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Wizardo 33

There's a tendon-cy that these things happen, don't worry OP I'm sure you'll but strung back together in no time and rip other people up.

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tllom 11

Yikes! It could've been worse, You'll be fine though! :D Im curious, how much was the prize money? ^_^ Congrats!

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AngrySailor 17

"you'll be fine"?? Are you a doctor? I'm not either but but seems like OP will require surgery to repair said "torn" tendon. Perhaps out definitions of "fine" differ.

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tllom 11

I actually am! ^_^ It's not the end of the world, simmer down.

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abukaramel 10

Must've been a pretty tough competition for that to happen, huh? Congratulations anyway

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