asdfasdf
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Time is money
Today, my girlfriend said she didn't want to have sex because it takes too long. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Too much of a good thing
Today, my girlfriend complained that our quickies shouldn’t take 45 minutes. FML
cuckolddreams
Broken Bow, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Stop begging
Today, while begging my wife for sex for once, she told me she didn't have time. I said it wouldn't take long. She said, "I know." FML
candy man
Chapel Hill, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend got up in the middle of sex saying, "You're taking too long, I'm gonna go make some popcorn." I asked her if she could get me some. She said no. FML
QuickieGirl
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Get on with it!
Today, I realized my girlfriend thinks that the goal of sex is to get it over with as quickly as possible. FML
Taylor parsons
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Bored
Today, my girlfriend was going down on me. She only did it for 30 seconds, stopped, then said, "I'm not in the mood anymore." FML
KaRaSu
France 🌶️ Spicy
Get on with it
Today, while I was having sex with my girlfriend, she suddenly said : "Are you going to be done any time soon?" FML
beaverless
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend kindly broke the news to me that she doesn't want to take part in any sexual activity anymore because it's getting too boring. FML
Anonymous
Turkey 🌶️ Spicy
Romance is dead
Today, my girlfriend and I haven't had sex for a long time, so when she got out of the shower I was ready on our bed to finally do it. Her response? "Really? Now? I just got out of the shower." FML
youaresodumb
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Routine
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. I finished too quickly and apologized. She said she was used to it by now. FML
pathetic
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend of a year and I had sex for the first time in several weeks due to relationship problems; I came in less than 10 seconds. We're still having problems. FML
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senseisuncommon 7
are you telling us we should use the asshole more often? or just calling him an asshole?
HatchetMan 0
They all say they want someone who can go all night, but very few really do.
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podrummer9209 0
Yeah dude... Definitely lack of respect. She needs a good verbal bitch-slap. And then next time she wants laid, tell her you're busy playing (insert console here) and can't take the time out to do it.
dakins 0
how is this lack of respect, If something's off it's off. saying it isn't disrespectful disrespect is telling a guy his **** is short. telling him he takes to long in bed is just honest. atleast she said it nicely.
noname333 0
time for a new girlfriend
diet_cocaine 0
dude i got the same problem, my brother, u are not alone in this
SaraAnn1401 8
Poor baby!!! ;)
jsmith1199 4
#4.. yes thats perfectly acceptable.. only guys r allowed to turn down sex- especially for a video game #13.. there are 2 other holes for when the ****** gets sore. try keeping the rotation going
ell3x0 0
at least you dont take long enough. (=
omar13 0
Skrew her! She's actually complaining that you take too long???
theDAVIS 0
dude its cuase your woman aint trying hard enough lol i had that problem with my last GF, in fact it took so long i would often just give up. New GF and shes into it and no prob at all lol
fuckmebutdontfml 16
i agree with theDAVIS its her fault if it tKes to long, because its your job to pleasure her as much it is hers to pleasure if she is doing hers wrong or not doing it at all then she can go to hell for being a selfish bitch
MrZach 0
Taking too long is the same as being too quick... My girl always finished waay faster than I do.. which I think contributes to my dick not lasting so long anymore >.
17Master 0
First, guys don't last enough, now guys last too long? There is no winning, is there?
AkeemKN 1
LOL