asdfasdf
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Time is money
Today, my girlfriend said she didn't want to have sex because it takes too long. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Too much of a good thing
Today, my girlfriend complained that our quickies shouldn’t take 45 minutes. FML
cuckolddreams
Broken Bow, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Stop begging
Today, while begging my wife for sex for once, she told me she didn't have time. I said it wouldn't take long. She said, "I know." FML
candy man
Chapel Hill, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend got up in the middle of sex saying, "You're taking too long, I'm gonna go make some popcorn." I asked her if she could get me some. She said no. FML
QuickieGirl
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Get on with it!
Today, I realized my girlfriend thinks that the goal of sex is to get it over with as quickly as possible. FML
Taylor parsons
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Bored
Today, my girlfriend was going down on me. She only did it for 30 seconds, stopped, then said, "I'm not in the mood anymore." FML
KaRaSu
France 🌶️ Spicy
Get on with it
Today, while I was having sex with my girlfriend, she suddenly said : "Are you going to be done any time soon?" FML
beaverless
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend kindly broke the news to me that she doesn't want to take part in any sexual activity anymore because it's getting too boring. FML
Anonymous
Turkey 🌶️ Spicy
Romance is dead
Today, my girlfriend and I haven't had sex for a long time, so when she got out of the shower I was ready on our bed to finally do it. Her response? "Really? Now? I just got out of the shower." FML
youaresodumb
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Routine
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. I finished too quickly and apologized. She said she was used to it by now. FML
pathetic
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend of a year and I had sex for the first time in several weeks due to relationship problems; I came in less than 10 seconds. We're still having problems. FML
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senseisuncommon 7
are you telling us we should use the asshole more often? or just calling him an asshole?
HatchetMan 0
They all say they want someone who can go all night, but very few really do.
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sinister32 0
cheat on the bitch or dump her which ever works for you
BABIXCHRISTIE 0
wtf up with her the longer the better duh!
EbonyGoddess 0
****
ashley1518 0
it's good long? WTF is her problem
MDNL 0
it just means it not pleasurable for her. if it was shed be too into it to notice how long it's taking. talk to her about it and ask her what can be done for her to enjoy herself more, and maybe you need more practice.
kekelala3 0
Stop complaining!
lonidani9229 3
she might not like u anymore or she also might be cheating on u. srry dude.
Metthew 15
She's.. weird. o_o'
phreshboi 1
haha^^^
deadlydesire45 0
Okay . First of all that sucks sry dude. Secondly was she on brith control pills when she said this? Some birth control pills can actually mess with your sex drive. I should know it sucks. Me and my bf are crazy about sex and one day the doctor wanted to change my pills, and so we did. But we quickly noticed a difference in our sex life. I never rly wanted to have sex anymore,m and that was a first lol. So i talked to the doctor about it, and actually got changed to a different pill that wouldnt **** with my horomones. Cause lets face it sex is awesome, so rly i wanted to but my body was telling me different. So after i changed my pills everything went back to normal....well as normal as having sex like 10-12 times in one week lol. But if she wasnt on the pill, then **** her. Longer is better dude. Hope this helped some.
lesdodis 0
that's the king of birth control lmao one that makes u not have sex