FML : Today, someone told me they liked my personality when i'm drunk. I asked, "what about when I'm sober?". "No, only when you're drinking." FML

Today, someone told me they liked my personality when i'm drunk. I asked, "what about when I'm sober?". "No, only when you're drinking." FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By the-yao / Saturday 24 January 2009 14:53 / United States

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By geez_fml | 0

#9791 - Sunday 1 March 2009 04:17

That's pretty harsh.

By wanderingidiot | 0

#26885 - Wednesday 11 March 2009 10:08

all the more reason to drink!

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By geez_fml | 0

#9791 - Sunday 1 March 2009 04:17

That's pretty harsh.

By wanderingidiot | 0

#26885 - Wednesday 11 March 2009 10:08

all the more reason to drink!

By FML_Add1cT | 0

#332328 - Tuesday 23 June 2009 05:16

#6 hell ya. Hahaha

By ashleynonymous | 0

#636899 - Saturday 24 October 2009 11:08

Try being cooler while sober!

By urpeoplearedumb | 0

#763132 - Saturday 9 January 2010 02:00

that is hilarious.

By AlexjnUK | 3

#844343 - Thursday 11 February 2010 11:56

Been there my friend, FYL

By sxyKarri_94 | 0

#2124861 - Saturday 26 February 2011 06:01

I can't drink because I'm underage.… LETS DO THE FORK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL!!!

By Dmars444 | 4

#2742343 - Thursday 23 June 2011 03:02

I get that all the time :p I get "your funnier when drunk" I do stand up comedy when i have been drinking :)

By Megan98 | 18

#4732561 - Wednesday 25 July 2012 07:50

Time to be an alcoholic.

By techweed | 12

#5429312 - Sunday 31 March 2013 09:08

Pretty sad...

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