Weird, Death and Awkward: The reports of my death are greatly exaggerated

The reports of my death are greatly exaggerated

By Ghost - 14/12/2009 21:21 - United States

Today, I was at my 10-year high school reunion. I saw the girl I used to have a BIG crush on, so I decided to go over and say hi. She screamed when she saw me. Then she started hitting me, looking panicked. I calmed her down and asked why she hit me. She says, "Everyone thought you were dead"' FML

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By Ugly - 22/08/2013 23:40 - United States - Jerseyville

Today, I went to my high school reunion. Someone walked up to me and said, "Wow, you look so different!" She then followed it up with, "You used to be so pretty, what happened?" FML

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By itwasajoke - 25/12/2016 21:23

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By feelinblue - 23/06/2009 11:31 - Australia

Today, I ran into an old student of mine at the grocery store. She didn't recognize me at first so I introduced myself as her old teacher. She looked taken aback for a moment, and then said, "Oh my God... you're still alive?" FML

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By elizio - 04/08/2015 11:59 - United States - Trenton

Today, I went to a high school reunion. An old friend I hadn't seen in a while suddenly came up to me and gasped, "Oh, thank God!" I was about to greet her and catch up when she added, "I'm not the only one who gained weight!" FML

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By Jusawkward - 01/10/2009 07:07 - United States

Today, I went to my former high school's homecoming game. A classmate who I always had a crush on looks up and goes "Brian!", holding her arms out for a hug. I hug her and she seems a bit suprised but hugs back anyway. I get up and see another Brian from our class behind me. Shame. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/11/2021 10:59 - United States - Vancouver

Today, I ran into one of my exes, and she seemed straight up shocked to see me. She said, "OH MY GOD! You're alive?" like I was a suicide risk or something. Nope, turns out her last 3 boyfriends before me were so unstable that when she cheated on them, they killed themselves shortly after. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/02/2013 22:29 - Canada - Etobicoke

Today, I finally confronted my bully. Too bad it was at my high school reunion and he beat the shit out of me. FML

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By unluckymiss - 24/01/2010 06:03 - United States

Today, I was at the store when I ran into an old friend from high school. He didn't recognize me at first, but when I told him who I was, he instantly shouted "Oh! Yeah! The fat chick from Mr. H's class!" FML

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By singleasapringle - 13/03/2016 06:41 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, I went back to my high school for an event with some of my friends, both of which are in relationships. Whilst there we saw our favorite teacher, who hugged us and said, "I heard you have a boyfriend! And so do you!" And then she turned to me and said, "And... And you're doing great things!" FML

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By 0ptimu5 - 11/09/2009 04:39 - Australia

Today, I saw a cute girl at a night club. When I approached her and introduced myself, she said "Don't you remember me? We danced here last weekend... but you were smashed that night". I cheekily replied "Oh really? That's hot, what happened next?" She said "You were hitting on me. So, I left." FML

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Sun_Kissed18 25

Tuesday 15 December 2009 3:56

Ok, even if she thought you were dead, why is hitting an appropriate response?

DDang 2

Tuesday 15 December 2009 3:51

Wow. That sucks big time. How the heck did it come to that? o-o

Comments

DeathShad0 1

Tuesday 15 December 2009 23:00

Sweet. I would love to be in a situation like that. Now, go find someone else who thought you were dead and watch them through their house windows.

rxxk 0

Wednesday 16 December 2009 4:34

No, Steve Jobs did that. Twain just copied him when he was announcing something for Apple.

Yooh_Plus_Meh 0

Tuesday 15 December 2009 22:40

The reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated.. - Mark Twain.

Taravampire 0

Wednesday 16 December 2009 7:30

dont you or those people have facebooks? apparently not.

Moemoemoe_fml 0

Wednesday 16 December 2009 8:44

The fakes on FML are getting more and more shitty.

blastvortex 3

Wednesday 16 December 2009 19:49

Ditto. I doubt that even a lobotomized monkey could believe this one.

_Niccc_13 0

Friday 18 December 2009 16:31

it must suck not to be popular huh...

xxcheeseizlifexx 1

Sunday 3 January 2010 22:56

#61 youre not a bitch or anything... bitch

Heung_Mao 0

Saturday 19 December 2009 1:49

Why would she think you were dead?

lissasaywhaaa 0

Saturday 19 December 2009 3:29

If you were one of those guys that stared at her in class and things of that sort, I'd be able to understand why she hit you. But the dead thing I can't exactly understand. Either you pissed off one too many people, or someone just wanted to screw with you. If you have another reunion, do zombie makeup. It'd be definite payback. ;)