The reports of my death are greatly exaggerated

By Ghost - 14/12/2009 21:21 - United States

Today, I was at my 10-year high school reunion. I saw the girl I used to have a BIG crush on, so I decided to go over and say hi. She screamed when she saw me. Then she started hitting me, looking panicked. I calmed her down and asked why she hit me. She says, "Everyone thought you were dead"' FML
I agree, your life sucks 43 825
You deserved it 2 802

Same thing different taste

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Sun_Kissed18 25

Ok, even if she thought you were dead, why is hitting an appropriate response?

Wow. That sucks big time. How the heck did it come to that? o-o

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Sweet. I would love to be in a situation like that. Now, go find someone else who thought you were dead and watch them through their house windows.

No, Steve Jobs did that. Twain just copied him when he was announcing something for Apple.

The reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated.. - Mark Twain.

dont you or those people have facebooks? apparently not.

The fakes on FML are getting more and more shitty.

Ditto. I doubt that even a lobotomized monkey could believe this one.

Heung_Mao 0

Why would she think you were dead?

lissasaywhaaa 0

If you were one of those guys that stared at her in class and things of that sort, I'd be able to understand why she hit you. But the dead thing I can't exactly understand. Either you pissed off one too many people, or someone just wanted to screw with you. If you have another reunion, do zombie makeup. It'd be definite payback. ;)

You should've backhanded the drunk bitch.

I can see why you'd be freaked out

o.O what brought about that conclusion?