Today, I ran into one of my exes, and she seemed straight up shocked to see me. She said, "OH MY GOD! You're alive?" like I was a suicide risk or something. Nope, turns out her last 3 boyfriends before me were so unstable that when she cheated on them, they killed themselves shortly after. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I ran into an old friend of mine at the store. All was going fine, until she showed me her new fiancé. My now ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, I was at my 10-year high school reunion. I saw the girl I used to have a BIG crush on, so I decided to go over and say hi. She screamed when she saw me. Then she started hitting me, looking panicked. I calmed her down and asked why she hit me. She says, "Everyone thought you were dead"' FML
Today, I went out on a date with an ex-boyfriend who I hadn't seen since college. He took me to a bar, where he was oddly quiet, but drank heavily. When the bartender asked us if we were ok, he replied, "This is my ex-girlfriend. Can you believe she used to be skinny?" FML
Today, I ran into my ex-girlfriend at the mall. The one who I faked my death to back in Texas so I wouldn’t have to tell her I was leaving for someone else. She moved to Florida too. What a small world. FML
Today, I ran into an old student of mine at the grocery store. She didn't recognize me at first so I introduced myself as her old teacher. She looked taken aback for a moment, and then said, "Oh my God... you're still alive?" FML
Today, I saw my ex-girlfriend for the first time in two years with the guy she told me "not to worry about" and they were celebrating their 3-year anniversary together. FML
Today, a man came up to me and punched me in the face. He turned out to be the guy my ex-girlfriend cheated on me with. Apparently, she told him we broke up because I used to beat her. FML
Today, I found out that my three closest online friends are the same person: my obsessive ex. I met all three before he and I even started dating. FML
Today, my ex messaged me out of the blue saying she found my fiancée's Tinder profile. I told her there was no way it was true. It actually was. FML
Today, I was in an online chatroom speaking to this girl that I really hit it off with. She then confided in me that she'd recently been dumped by her boyfriend and that he was a jerk. A little while later, we exchanged photos. It was my ex. FML
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randybryant799 21
She had 3 boyfriends in a row commit suicide?
RichardPencil 32
Seems like she has a type. How did you manage to keep it together after she cheated on you? Her "kill-myself"-dar must have been wrong about you.
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RichardPencil 32
Seems like she has a type. How did you manage to keep it together after she cheated on you? Her "kill-myself"-dar must have been wrong about you.
Plop 17
Well, it seems like he was the first one. She must have still been training by that point. In any event, sounds like OP dodged a self-inflicted bullet.
randybryant799 21
She had 3 boyfriends in a row commit suicide?
RichardPencil 32
I'm thinking she murdered at least two of them. Maybe all three.
Charlie Given 28
That shows a pattern of behavior on her part, not to mention is incredibly suspicious.
Jonkbaby 23
Geez, glad you're not involved with such a sociopath anymore
Taker 4
Ah she's like my ex. Some people are just good at destroying others. It's not that she's so perfect that people would kill themselves over her. It's just the way they act in a relationship. Make you feel like you are set for life with them and then treat you like utter shit. it messes with your mind. They enter your life, get as close as humanly possible and then boom they are gone. This should be punishable by law.
rayraysoto 10
you sure her name isnt hope and she's married to a guy named joe?
RichardPencil 32
Do you mean Love from "You?"