Love, Weird and Awkward: Another brick in the wall

Another brick in the wall

By Anonymous - 14/11/2021 10:59 - United States - Vancouver

Today, I ran into one of my exes, and she seemed straight up shocked to see me. She said, "OH MY GOD! You're alive?" like I was a suicide risk or something. Nope, turns out her last 3 boyfriends before me were so unstable that when she cheated on them, they killed themselves shortly after. FML

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You deserved it 83

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By single - 08/08/2015 06:23 - United States - Houston

Today, my psycho ex crashed a date with my girlfriend. She acted like we were still together and made a big show of dumping me for cheating on her. My actual girlfriend bought it hook line and sinker. Now I'm single again. FML

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You deserved it 2 004

By mike - 07/02/2010 07:16 - United States

Today, I found out that my girlfriend of one week is suicidal and crazy about me. She showed me that she'd carved her old boyfriend's name in her arm, and she threatened suicide if I ever left her. FML

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You deserved it 4 117

So wrong

By Greg - 28/09/2009 17:34 - United States

Today, I talked to a girl on the phone who had previously told me her last relationship "ended very badly." I said, "So let me guess, the jerk cheated on you?" She paused for a few moments and finally replied, "No, he died in a motorcycle accident." FML

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You deserved it 22 122

By Anonymous - 08/06/2019 16:00

Today, I found our that my crazy ex, who, after our break up, said to me, "I'm setting my life to make yours hell" has befriended my current girlfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 043

You deserved it 149

By Anonymous - 20/08/2015 12:37 - Portugal - Lisbon

Today, I was talking to a colleague about love. He told me he's given up on love because things ended badly with a previous girl. I said, "Maybe it wasn't meant to be, and she wasn't the one." He then said the reason it didn't work out was because she killed herself. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 756

You deserved it 4 006

By FFFFF- - 02/03/2011 17:12 - Singapore

Today, my girlfriend's best friend told me she was in hospital after having made a suicide attempt. In shock, I had a panic attack and ended up in the hospital myself. Turns out it was all a lie to see whether or not I was committed to the relationship. FML

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You deserved it 5 182

No happiness for you

By Anonymous - 08/06/2022 12:00 - United States

Today, my ex had a freakout because she found out I have a new girlfriend. She doesn't want me back or anything, she herself has a new boyfriend. Her issue is she just doesn't want to see me happy with someone else. Apparently, I'm supposed to just stop existing now that she's done with me. FML

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You deserved it 103

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By Wolverine Morningstar - 02/01/2023 18:00

Today, I saw my ex-girlfriend for the first time in two years with the guy she told me "not to worry about" and they were celebrating their 3-year anniversary together. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 028

You deserved it 134

Devious

By savvylady - 18/06/2009 04:52 - United States

Today, I was invited out to a date by my ex-boyfriend. He seemed really excited to reconnect and kept holding my hand and complimenting how I looked. Out of nowhere a girl runs up to him screaming. It was his current girlfriend, he was using me to make her jealous. FML

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You deserved it 6 723

Rubbing it in

By lmiller - 24/01/2010 03:29 - United States

Today, when I logged onto Facebook, I discovered a friend request from my ex who broke up with me and deleted me months ago. Upon adding her, I was taken to her profile where I saw dozens of status updates talking about how much she loves her new boyfriend, who she dumped me for. FML

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You deserved it 9 882

randybryant799 20

Sunday 14 November 2021 20:42

She had 3 boyfriends in a row commit suicide?

RichardPencil 30

Sunday 14 November 2021 20:04

Seems like she has a type. How did you manage to keep it together after she cheated on you? Her "kill-myself"-dar must have been wrong about you.

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RichardPencil 30

Sunday 14 November 2021 20:04

Seems like she has a type. How did you manage to keep it together after she cheated on you? Her "kill-myself"-dar must have been wrong about you.

Plop 17

Sunday 14 November 2021 22:30

Well, it seems like he was the first one. She must have still been training by that point. In any event, sounds like OP dodged a self-inflicted bullet.

randybryant799 20

Sunday 14 November 2021 20:42

She had 3 boyfriends in a row commit suicide?

RichardPencil 30

Sunday 14 November 2021 20:47

I'm thinking she murdered at least two of them. Maybe all three.

Charlie Given 26

Monday 15 November 2021 1:28

That shows a pattern of behavior on her part, not to mention is incredibly suspicious.

Jonkbaby 22

Monday 15 November 2021 7:46

Geez, glad you're not involved with such a sociopath anymore

Taker 4

Monday 15 November 2021 8:18

Ah she's like my ex. Some people are just good at destroying others. It's not that she's so perfect that people would kill themselves over her. It's just the way they act in a relationship. Make you feel like you are set for life with them and then treat you like utter shit. it messes with your mind. They enter your life, get as close as humanly possible and then boom they are gone. This should be punishable by law.