The reports of my death are greatly exaggerated

By Ghost - 14/12/2009 21:21 - United States

Today, I was at my 10-year high school reunion. I saw the girl I used to have a BIG crush on, so I decided to go over and say hi. She screamed when she saw me. Then she started hitting me, looking panicked. I calmed her down and asked why she hit me. She says, "Everyone thought you were dead"' FML
I agree, your life sucks 43 825
You deserved it 2 802

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Sun_Kissed18 25

Ok, even if she thought you were dead, why is hitting an appropriate response?

Wow. That sucks big time. How the heck did it come to that? o-o

Comments

nefariousnobo 0

"Everybody thought you were dead?" - Who are you that nobody even knew you were alive? Or is it that they all thought you died; if so why? That's... Really... Odd

She really thought you were a zombie? That's... weird. I'm guessing they thought you were dead because they never heard from you, and not because someone started a rumor that you were in a car crash or something -- but that wouldn't explain her hitting you.

DJGomezzi1 0

"if i was dead why are you hitting me" - JD "Dead people should be dead" - Doug (Scrubs)

"That's my philosophy with mice. If they're alive, kill them. If they're dead, kill them." - Cook, The Tale of Despereaux

the only good zombie is a dead zombie - andrew jackson aw man... i might have messed that one up a bit?

OhhandyT 0

Why did she had to hit? Hitting peopIe isn't appropriate wheather they are dead or not.

now woulda been the perfect time to say "rumours of my demise were greatly exagerated"

either that or "Dam....so you can see my huh?"

YayAmerica 0

Is no one else concerend about the words "I control her"? What'd you do? Use your glamour? You are dead after all. Don't worry. This'll be an adorable story for the grandkids.

lyndis_fml 0

Uh, no, because if someone is assaulting me I have every right to stop them. This can include, if I choose NOT to render them unconscious, gaining control of their arms so they can't hit me. Are you saying you'd rather OP had decked the woman?