The reports of my death are greatly exaggerated

By Ghost - 14/12/2009 21:21 - United States

Today, I was at my 10-year high school reunion. I saw the girl I used to have a BIG crush on, so I decided to go over and say hi. She screamed when she saw me. Then she started hitting me, looking panicked. I calmed her down and asked why she hit me. She says, "Everyone thought you were dead"' FML
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Sun_Kissed18 25

Ok, even if she thought you were dead, why is hitting an appropriate response?

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DDang 2

Wow. That sucks big time. How the heck did it come to that? o-o

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nemcali 34

Was she that smart also back then? You like them bright eh?

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quackImapenguin 16

Being misinformed and being startled doesn't make someone dumb.

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WTF_BRAIN 11

Well, at least she cared enough to remember what you looked like long after your death.

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fantasyworld 37

I'd like to know why she thought you were dead.

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omzz15 23

Well the good news is that is sounds like she liked you back if she was that worried

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gatorgirl7563 22

That still doesn't explain why she was hitting you. Only removing the head or destroying the brain will kill a zombie.

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CantTouchThat 29

We need a follow up!! Like..ASAP!! I want to hear how your entire HS thought you died and where that rumor came from.

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