The reports of my death are greatly exaggerated

By Ghost - 14/12/2009 21:21 - United States

Today, I was at my 10-year high school reunion. I saw the girl I used to have a BIG crush on, so I decided to go over and say hi. She screamed when she saw me. Then she started hitting me, looking panicked. I calmed her down and asked why she hit me. She says, "Everyone thought you were dead"' FML
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Sun_Kissed18 25

Ok, even if she thought you were dead, why is hitting an appropriate response?

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DDang 2

Wow. That sucks big time. How the heck did it come to that? o-o

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prezj 0

look at it this way,he can ask her to dinner for her to say sorry for hitting him

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toyajohnson 0

if they all thought you were dead, why were you invited???

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W4X 0

They thought you were dead because..... Sh1t can come up with one for this.

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LMFAOaturface 0

wow that blows lmao

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losmiserables 0

that's what the OP made her do to make up for it.

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IronMaiden45 0

why did they think you were dead?

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RainbowStalin 0

Just like the movie Sixth Sense, he doesn't know he's a ghost. O_O

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AmericanRedcoat 6

In the words of Mark Twain, "rumours of my death have been greatly exaggerated." :)

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