Today, I went skinny-dipping with my friends. At one point, I jokingly pointed out how one of them had the smallest boobs of us all. She calmly got out of the pond, dried herself, scooped up our clothes and phones, and drove off in her car. The cops she called arrived soon after. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
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Today, I went skinny dipping with my friends. A security man drove up the dock we were on with his bike. After informing us that the dock was closed, and noticing all of our swimsuits on the dock, he refused to move his flashlight beam from us in the water. FML
Today, a bunch of friends and I went skinny dipping in a pond. The guys all grabbed the ladies' underpants and waved then around. My bloody pad was inside of one of them. FML
Today, I went skinny-dipping with my best friend. We were on the beach and it was fairly crowded but we got in the water at this really secluded area. While we were swimming I looked up to see a homeless man wearing my clothes, walking away. FML
Today, I went skinny dipping with a few friends at my friend's house. It was really fun until one of my friends shrieked, saying there were bugs in the pool. Everyone jumped out and looked at her. Turns out the "bugs" she saw was my body hair. FML
Today, a few of my friends arranged for us to go skinny-dipping with the guy I really like. It went really well, until a turd surfaced before our eyes. After we scrambled out of the pool in panic, my crush called us all freaks and left. FML
Today, my friend and I decided to go skinny-dipping in her pool just after we'd finished watching a scary movie. While we were in the pool, I heard something move in the bushes so I freaked out and ran onto the deck, slipping and falling flat on my back. Her dad saw the whole thing. FML
Today, I went swimming at a public pool. When I dove in, my speedos decided they’d had enough of me and slipped right off. I spent a minute underwater debating my life choices before realizing they’d floated to the shallow end, right next to a group of giggling kids. FML
Today, I went to the pool. When I hit the water the top of my swimsuit came off so I tried to put it on underwater. The lifeguard thought I was drowning and pulled me out in front of everyone. Topless. FML
Today, I caught my elderly neighbour skinny-dipping in my pool. FML
Today, I was swimming in the ocean with my best friend and a giant wave came and knocked off the bottom of my bikini. My friend told me that she would go get another bottom so I could walk onto the very crowded beach. She left me for half an hour, laughing from the shore with her entire family. FML
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Palirose 22
Maybe next time you shouldn't comment about other peoples bodies. If you have nothing nice to say, you shouldn't say anything at all.
omgcyndaquil 23
While her response was a bit excessive, you are no one to judge someone else's breasts.
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Comments (322)
RobinGoodfellow 47
I'm trying to be respectful but, in the nicest terms I can manage, you're a horrible friend.
sam_1221 13
im a girl with small boobs and for the most part im ok with it, i make jokes about it too. However if one of my friends decided to call me out on it that way id get mad and leave too. I do have the smallest boobs of my friends too
xRezSynn 15
Don't you know to never say something like that to a girl?
monnanon 13
op is a girl and since when is stating a fact about your group bad.
devans00 14
Sometimes being an asshole doesn't pay. High five to the girl who drive off.
kernelkat 16
Now you know who had the biggest brain there.
Zink6 1
Will u should never had said that and 1 could say u deserved what happened, ur friend was the biggest bitch because she made ur friends pay for a mistake that only u made.
notme444 8
You're an asshole
midnightmango 13
I have small boobs and I know exactally how your friend feels. Why would you say that? ydi bitch
lostmongoose 23
An I the only one in the world who thinks what op said was fine and her friend is a huge bitch? Pointing something out as a small joke isn't bullying, the girl could have made a teasing comment back or just out right said that she was really insecure about it. But honestly if they all had to get naked to tell then there probably isn't much of a difference between them.
awkward_gothlady 32
She totally overreacted. But boob size can be a sensitive issue for a lot of women. I have tiny boobs, and I hate it. I wouldn't have reacted the way she did, but I definitely wouldn't have liked someone pointing out that they're the smallest in the group.