Today, I went skinny-dipping with my friends. At one point, I jokingly pointed out how one of them had the smallest boobs of us all. She calmly got out of the pond, dried herself, scooped up our clothes and phones, and drove off in her car. The cops she called arrived soon after. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
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Today, I went skinny dipping with my friends. A security man drove up the dock we were on with his bike. After informing us that the dock was closed, and noticing all of our swimsuits on the dock, he refused to move his flashlight beam from us in the water. FML
Today, a bunch of friends and I went skinny dipping in a pond. The guys all grabbed the ladies' underpants and waved then around. My bloody pad was inside of one of them. FML
Today, I went skinny-dipping with my best friend. We were on the beach and it was fairly crowded but we got in the water at this really secluded area. While we were swimming I looked up to see a homeless man wearing my clothes, walking away. FML
Today, I went skinny dipping with a few friends at my friend's house. It was really fun until one of my friends shrieked, saying there were bugs in the pool. Everyone jumped out and looked at her. Turns out the "bugs" she saw was my body hair. FML
Today, a few of my friends arranged for us to go skinny-dipping with the guy I really like. It went really well, until a turd surfaced before our eyes. After we scrambled out of the pool in panic, my crush called us all freaks and left. FML
Today, my friend and I decided to go skinny-dipping in her pool just after we'd finished watching a scary movie. While we were in the pool, I heard something move in the bushes so I freaked out and ran onto the deck, slipping and falling flat on my back. Her dad saw the whole thing. FML
Today, I went swimming at a public pool. When I dove in, my speedos decided they’d had enough of me and slipped right off. I spent a minute underwater debating my life choices before realizing they’d floated to the shallow end, right next to a group of giggling kids. FML
Today, I went to the pool. When I hit the water the top of my swimsuit came off so I tried to put it on underwater. The lifeguard thought I was drowning and pulled me out in front of everyone. Topless. FML
Today, I caught my elderly neighbour skinny-dipping in my pool. FML
Today, I was swimming in the ocean with my best friend and a giant wave came and knocked off the bottom of my bikini. My friend told me that she would go get another bottom so I could walk onto the very crowded beach. She left me for half an hour, laughing from the shore with her entire family. FML
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Palirose 22
Maybe next time you shouldn't comment about other peoples bodies. If you have nothing nice to say, you shouldn't say anything at all.
omgcyndaquil 23
While her response was a bit excessive, you are no one to judge someone else's breasts.
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Comments (322)
Chumbowamba 10
Wow ya you deserved that def. No real friend does that. Yes we pick on each other sometimes. But in good taste.
mario20031 11
Stab the bitch :D
WhiteCrimson 23
Those cops might have had the best or the worst shift ever after what they saw! FYL
bexxiiee 11
At what point did you think that was okay?! Do you have any idea how self conscious some girls can be about having small boobs? Ugh, YDI for sure...
Blahblah9921 4
ok thts a little messed up just because someone has small boobs dosnt mean you have to make fun of them for it boobs are boobs
catmcross 7
damn, sensitive much?
Ezedaya 14
Why is everyone so upset with the OP? If her friend had small boobs she just had small boobs. I bet her friend has said some ruder things than that to OP and we all should stop acting like saints because I know most of us have said ruder things. I feel bad for her and if I were OP I would rat my friend out and get my phone back. I would also punch my friend in the face. She was over dramatic and could have just simply let it go or insulted back. It's not like she was shot or saw a murder. She needs to man up because what she did was childish.
Leanne798 25
Okay, call me a bitch, but I have small boobs and at least in the group of friends I hang out with, small boobs is no big deal. Actually, some of my friends (esp. my friend with back problems) would actually say she's lucky for having smaller boobs. Sure, you should've thought before you said it, but stealing your stuff and calling the cops? Way overreaction IMO. It's a bitch move. Sorry, OP, for you and your other friends.
bluerhhajfk 17
Interesting friend you got there.
hazardmuffin 21
You're a dick, OP.