Today, I went skinny-dipping with my friends. At one point, I jokingly pointed out how one of them had the smallest boobs of us all. She calmly got out of the pond, dried herself, scooped up our clothes and phones, and drove off in her car. The cops she called arrived soon after. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
When the leaves fall, the laughter rises. Discover autumn stories as crisp as dried leaves!
Today, I went skinny dipping with my friends. A security man drove up the dock we were on with his bike. After informing us that the dock was closed, and noticing all of our swimsuits on the dock, he refused to move his flashlight beam from us in the water. FML
Today, a bunch of friends and I went skinny dipping in a pond. The guys all grabbed the ladies' underpants and waved then around. My bloody pad was inside of one of them. FML
Today, I went skinny-dipping with my best friend. We were on the beach and it was fairly crowded but we got in the water at this really secluded area. While we were swimming I looked up to see a homeless man wearing my clothes, walking away. FML
Today, I went skinny dipping with a few friends at my friend's house. It was really fun until one of my friends shrieked, saying there were bugs in the pool. Everyone jumped out and looked at her. Turns out the "bugs" she saw was my body hair. FML
Today, a few of my friends arranged for us to go skinny-dipping with the guy I really like. It went really well, until a turd surfaced before our eyes. After we scrambled out of the pool in panic, my crush called us all freaks and left. FML
Today, my friend and I decided to go skinny-dipping in her pool just after we'd finished watching a scary movie. While we were in the pool, I heard something move in the bushes so I freaked out and ran onto the deck, slipping and falling flat on my back. Her dad saw the whole thing. FML
Today, I went swimming at a public pool. When I dove in, my speedos decided they’d had enough of me and slipped right off. I spent a minute underwater debating my life choices before realizing they’d floated to the shallow end, right next to a group of giggling kids. FML
Today, I went to the pool. When I hit the water the top of my swimsuit came off so I tried to put it on underwater. The lifeguard thought I was drowning and pulled me out in front of everyone. Topless. FML
Today, I caught my elderly neighbour skinny-dipping in my pool. FML
Today, I was swimming in the ocean with my best friend and a giant wave came and knocked off the bottom of my bikini. My friend told me that she would go get another bottom so I could walk onto the very crowded beach. She left me for half an hour, laughing from the shore with her entire family. FML
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Palirose 22
Maybe next time you shouldn't comment about other peoples bodies. If you have nothing nice to say, you shouldn't say anything at all.
omgcyndaquil 23
While her response was a bit excessive, you are no one to judge someone else's breasts.
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Comments (322)
Barriaultcory 16
The moment you see I went skinny dipping you deserved it the rest was just icing on the cake
Bob_Mooky 9
Cops were unnecessary, but YDI for being a dick. If that's your friend, you need to apologize. OP, I am disappoint.
rachaelb07 6
My friends and I would totally make a comment like that to one another. What she did was a major overreaction. Ridiculous.
Playitlovely 13
How about you don't pick on people about their bodies OP? Why do you have to be such a petty bitch?
UmbreonKirby 14
Hell hath no wrath like a girl with small boobs
donutcallmethat 16
Either you admit you were an idiot, for making an insensitive joke, and learn a lesson here about making comments on other women's bodies, or admit you are a passive aggressive little bitch. Claiming bullying is just a joke is a classic move, for little bitch.
Si123 33
That "friend" is actually NO friend of yours if she be a frickin bitch face and do what she did. Get her back.
katt_is_here 24
Yeah! How dare her! You should get to say and do whatever you want to whoever you want at all times without consequences! She is the bitchiest of the bitch faces! /end sarcasm
browneyes126 9
why were you skinny dipping in a pond? yuck
Arcadeous 3
She should be arrested for theft...
goaliestud30 23
Bitch move by her fyl