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We all know that classic move. What do you do when your wife’s too fat but you don’t know how to tell her? Dislocate your knee during sex. That’ll teach her.
He showed her alright.
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Show it anywaySince we're sharing unrelated sob stories I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep
Wtf does your sob story have to do with this fml? Cry for attention much?
I was replying to the comment, not the OP himself. Since when is not knowing which sex positions can injure you and explaining why you don’t know a sob story? And I still don’t know the move in question
The 'move' is dislocating the knee (and it's sarcastic). Read the comment again!
Time to let the diarrhea fly and change the subject!
I guess an x-ray showing your dislocated knee and/or an official doctor's note wouldn't convince her of the gravity of her response. I mean, if you blame anything, blame gravity :P
Probably not - the wife isn't saying that OP didn't dislocated their knee - she's saying that OP did it deliberately.
It's kinda sad your wife's self esteem is so low, she thinks that popping a knee out of place was about her weight. Anyway, pop a boner, pop a knee - way to go ,you!
Only way I can envision a dislocated knee being a result of someone's weight were if you were standing and lifting her, and if you could do that in the first place, it means she's very light and/or you're very strong, likely both. Hope your knee gets better and you get to go back to banging your wife soon!
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We all know that classic move. What do you do when your wife’s too fat but you don’t know how to tell her? Dislocate your knee during sex. That’ll teach her.
Wtf does your sob story have to do with this fml? Cry for attention much?