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We all know that classic move. What do you do when your wife’s too fat but you don’t know how to tell her? Dislocate your knee during sex. That’ll teach her.

Wtf does your sob story have to do with this fml? Cry for attention much?

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We all know that classic move. What do you do when your wife’s too fat but you don’t know how to tell her? Dislocate your knee during sex. That’ll teach her.

He showed her alright.

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Wtf does your sob story have to do with this fml? Cry for attention much?

I was replying to the comment, not the OP himself. Since when is not knowing which sex positions can injure you and explaining why you don’t know a sob story? And I still don’t know the move in question

The 'move' is dislocating the knee (and it's sarcastic). Read the comment again!

Time to let the diarrhea fly and change the subject!

I guess an x-ray showing your dislocated knee and/or an official doctor's note wouldn't convince her of the gravity of her response. I mean, if you blame anything, blame gravity :P

Probably not - the wife isn't saying that OP didn't dislocated their knee - she's saying that OP did it deliberately.

he would need an mri

It's kinda sad your wife's self esteem is so low, she thinks that popping a knee out of place was about her weight. Anyway, pop a boner, pop a knee - way to go ,you!

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Only way I can envision a dislocated knee being a result of someone's weight were if you were standing and lifting her, and if you could do that in the first place, it means she's very light and/or you're very strong, likely both. Hope your knee gets better and you get to go back to banging your wife soon!

So, her immediate response is to assume you're going to blame her and wants to say it first. Do you usually blame her for stuff, or does she usually play thr victim? There's two ways I'm reading this situation.

omg tell your wife to get a grip! my hip, knee or back goes out all the time. my wife goes and gets ice not bitch about something I cant control

I’m wondering exactly how he was trying to get a leg over here ??

time to call your lawyer.