By anonymous - 30/01/2018 06:00
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We all know that classic move. What do you do when your wife’s too fat but you don’t know how to tell her? Dislocate your knee during sex. That’ll teach her.
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Um... I don’t know it... I’m a virgin (It’s hard to build up self confidence for dating and just difficult in general having sex when you’re disabled from the waist down. Not impossible, just difficult)
I guess an x-ray showing your dislocated knee and/or an official doctor's note wouldn't convince her of the gravity of her response. I mean, if you blame anything, blame gravity :P
Only way I can envision a dislocated knee being a result of someone's weight were if you were standing and lifting her, and if you could do that in the first place, it means she's very light and/or you're very strong, likely both. Hope your knee gets better and you get to go back to banging your wife soon!