Cats, Noise and Scary: Red alert - FML

Red alert

By Life With Cats - 15/08/2022 22:00

Today, I kept hearing big *THUD* sounds across the house. The first few times, I didn't think anything of it. But after several more times, I started to suspect there was an intruder. After sneaking through the house, ready to knock out whomever was there, I found out it was my cat pushing things off the table. FML

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kuffis 11

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Monday 15 August 2022 22:24

After buying a cheap summer cottage whose previous owner had died there I kept hearing rapid steps from upstairs often after arriving inside. Spooky! Turned out to be squirrels walking on the roof from a very close tree.

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Monday 15 August 2022 22:29

Your cat is evil. Which is pretty standard for a cat.

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kuffis 11

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Monday 15 August 2022 22:24

After buying a cheap summer cottage whose previous owner had died there I kept hearing rapid steps from upstairs often after arriving inside. Spooky! Turned out to be squirrels walking on the roof from a very close tree.

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Monday 15 August 2022 22:29

Your cat is evil. Which is pretty standard for a cat.

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