Today, my boyfriend admitted the reason he was dating me was because he has a fetish for grandmothers and apparently I look, smell, and act like one. FML
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carleybeak
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A fetish for grandmothers? Wtf?
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1seven1
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Wow, lay off the butterscotch candies and weird dudes
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umkay
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hahahahahahah sucks for u!
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jmtmxer
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1-Lol that tan sucks for you !
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rallets
| 22
G.I.L.F
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KiddNYC1O
| 20
I don't know if that was sarcasm but that is obviously Kim "72 days" Kardashian.
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jmtmxer
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29-No I honestley didn't know that lol she looks ugly without make up and that tan....
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Jovecove
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LOL some weirdass tan lines she has
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bornoriginal
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Lol maybe 'the weirdass tan lines' was from big sunglasses she was wearing?
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1seven1
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Wow, lay off the butterscotch candies and weird dudes
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TruthBeTold36
| 3
Embrace it and buy him socks for Christmas. See if he enjoys that.
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thisisafunnyname
| 12
Put all twenty cats up for adoption
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StormfrontX33_fml
| 24
I dated my ex at one point in time because she had small breasts...and even though I loved her as a person too...she went nuts when I told her what attracted me to her in the first place. Thus I'm single. Some things need to be kept to yourself...
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MyMilkShake2Yard
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He likes Gilf, google it if you don't know the term, I'll admit some g moms are hot...
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bearnblue
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I think you should stop pinching his cheeks and studdering. Oh and when I say cheeks I mean face and ass ;) rawr
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EvilPotato
| 14
And your EX-boyfriend is going to be girlfriendless for opening his big fat mouth.
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graham11
| 14
OP- sweetie, would you like your hand-knit sweater to have reindeers or a Christmas tree on it this year?
Boyfriend- ummm well...
OP- oh hold on a second, the butterscotch cookies are done baking!
Boyfriend- ummm well...
OP- oh hold on a second, the butterscotch cookies are done baking!
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carleybeak
| 21
A fetish for grandmothers? Wtf?
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flockz
| 19
and why her boyfriend rubs canes with a little too much enthusiasm...
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Every1luvsfmls
| 6
I have a fetish for wrinkles and old women is that not normal?
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jwade11
| 12
That's pretty creepy and gross!
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murdersquirrel
| 15
He likes taking grandma to Applebee's ;)
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jkmartinjk
| 16
GILF
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grannygirlfriend
| 6
I did, no longer though.
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110211
| 3
Thats sooo funny and akward!!
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scottieclark
| 4
Gross!!
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rttr
| 18
You broke with him, right?
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maninthebox11
| 8
Well that's sweet
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SillyFart
| 7
Sigh.. I say this all the time, that's why it's on FML...
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ChilledDubstepa
| 6
It's on FML because it's sweet?
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SillyFart
| 7
The guys actually trolling it used to be sucks but he changed it to sweet.. I just got owned..
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trollfaced
| 2
.
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Schizomaniac
| 24
I agree.
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TruthBeTold36
| 3
Wow! I never thought of it that way.
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birdfreak
| 24
Ech :p well at least he's honest about it?
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EatnBeef
| 7
Don't worry OP, he just going through a phase. Next he'll be on the step sisters best friends brother phase.
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birdfreak
| 24
Lol woooow :)
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trollfaced
| 2
That's weird at least he doesn't have a swirly fetish
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turtleomnom
| 0
or a Sasquatch one...
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yumgranolabar
| 5
I see what you did there.
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Jennielee
| 6
That's hilarious. I love running gags.
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ladyLALAA
| 28
You ruined the running gag!
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birdfreak
| 24
Ech :p well at least he's honest about it?
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DocBastard
| 38
Maybe you shouldn't use Preparation H as lubricant.
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mapletree
| 8
A grandmother fetish? I think you should be glad you broke up…
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mrredkneck
| 2
She didn't say if she broke up with him
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bearnblue
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Where in this passage did she say they broke up?
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graham11
| 14
I'm so glad FML is not a dating advice website. There would be way too many break ups...