Stormy weather

Yep, sounds like a long term relationship.

Blame it on the rain, yeah, yeah.

Don't take it so personally. Storms are beautiful and some of us really enjoy them. He can probably have sex with you anytime he wants so didn't mind putting it off for a moment. It's not that big a deal, unless he's constantly trying to find any excuse he can not to touch you.

I grew up in CO where most of the time it skips rain and goes straight to snow. I moved to a state that gets more rain and after four years still love it when it rains.

Hey, you can have sex any time you both choose. A good thunderstorm, on the other hand, is much harder to schedule. Just sayin'...

Yeah, but, rainstorms usually last for more than two minutes, too.

Damn meteorologists.

Next time he asks to get his d!ck wet, tell him to stand in a rainstorm.