Today, while shopping, I stepped a bit closer to a couple that stood in front of a display. The girl then shot me a nasty look, grabbed her boyfriend and started pointedly making out with him. I was just trying to buy some butter. But thanks for reminding me how lonely I am. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while I was out shopping, a fairly hideous-looking woman stormed up to me and accused me of ogling her, saying, "As if I'd ever date you!" Less than a minute later, she'd somehow managed to bully me into falsely admitting to it and apologizing. FML
Today, while I was standing in line at the store, some guy insulted the girl in front of me as he walked past. She turned around and socked me in the face. FML
Today, I was at the mall and I noticed this guy staring at me from across the food court. He smiled and waved at me so I walked over there and tried to talk to him. He was looking at his girlfriend the whole time. FML
Today, I went to the mall with my girlfriend to buy some new clothes, and I turned around to give her a quick kiss. My lips were half-way to "her" face when I saw instead the face of another lady. She slapped me. My girlfriend was standing next to me, very pissed off. FML
Today, I was walking through Target when I was pulled aside by a very attractive girl who began kissing me. She stopped, because I wasn't who she thought I was. Disappointed, I turned around to see her very angry, very large boyfriend behind me. FML
Today, I was shopping in the mall. A cute store worker kept checking me out, so after I picked a few things I went up to her and started flirting. After a few seconds, she cut me off and said, "Actually I was watching you because you look like someone who would shoplift." FML
Today, in a convenience store, I asked a girl who wasn't wearing her mask and not keeping her distance to step away. After telling me to fuck off, she put her mask on, went to the teenage manager and said I was harassing her. Even after hearing my side of the story, I was asked to leave. Turns out it was his girlfriend. FML
Today, I was at the mall with my friend when I saw my boyfriend in Victoria's Secret - with another girl. They were joking and laughing, and I was really pissed off. So I stormed into the store and slapped him. He looked up at me with an angry and confused expression. It wasn't my boyfriend. FML
Today, I was shopping with my girlfriend, when a girl came out of nowhere, screaming at me for cheating on her, and saying she was dumping me. I've never seen her before, and she was almost grinning during her little act, but my girlfriend believed it, and I'm now single. FML
Today, while I was shopping at a store with my friend, I noticed a cute girl smiling at us. My friend said, "She's all yours," and walked away. When I approached her, she asked me if my friend was single. FML
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Bryce8 11
Take it as a compliment, clearly she got jealous of you and thought you were looking at her boyfriend. And don't worry, you will find that someone special one day.
feliciaheartu 21
That girl, needs a chill pill.
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Comments (38)
Dominus101 20
That Woman is Literally Screaming with "Insecurity" ! Not your fault OP
SecundusSecunda 27
Start making out with the butter in retaliation!
writerchic85 26
I would hate to be that girls boyfriend. I bet she flips out whenever there is another attractive girl in the vicinity. She probably yells at him all the time thinking he's flirting with other girls or causes a scene whenever she thinks another girl is looking at him.
Ilovelife93 9
Poor OP!!! I'd tell that bitch to get over herself!!! Ha-ha.
interesting33 37
Did she pee on him too to mark her territory?
BetaOp9 8
Insecure she is. It won't last.
lesabber 18
I've experienced the same. Well, not the same. Instead of making out with him she broke up and clinged herself to my arm. Now I'm happy =D
ladycoco8 20
Someone's insecure. I'm sorry you're lonely ):
Lalala579121 28
You should have walked up to them and started a three way make-out session.
bobthenob 14
What a spastic
interesting33 37
that word (and variations of it like 'spaz') means someone who is disabled, but it is now seen negatively as it has such bad connotations. It is an insult but please don't use it because, like 'retard' or '****' it is still associated with its original meaning, and suggests that those things (like being gay or having disabilities), are eligible to be used as insults. I think I've just explained this in the most convoluted way ever...