Did you swallow anything along with the hair? Maybe to wash it down?

You are a trooper and he's a lucky man

Your a keeper

When I read this all I can picture is you choking on his chair and then throwing up all over his chest area. What I don't get is why you didn't just stop. You need to learn to be sexy another way if that what you want to do.

The fact that you went through with it is impressive

You're a keeper, and any man would be lucky to have you.

Awh.. you're impressive for continuing, but shouldn't sex be fun, or at least not horribly uncomfortable, for both?

You're clearly more dedicated to the cause of sexiness than me. I've got to the point where the sight of me scrambling to get hairs out of my mouth probably turns my partner on due to some sort of pavlovian response.

Screw your husband, that's disgusting. But your a champ though and he doesn't even ******* know how lucky he is.

It's like you starred in a bizarre hair fetish porno, but the writer didn't have that particular fetish, so they used Word's find-and-replace to swap out all instances of "cum" with "hair".