Today, while shopping, I stepped a bit closer to a couple that stood in front of a display. The girl then shot me a nasty look, grabbed her boyfriend and started pointedly making out with him. I was just trying to buy some butter. But thanks for reminding me how lonely I am. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while I was out shopping, a fairly hideous-looking woman stormed up to me and accused me of ogling her, saying, "As if I'd ever date you!" Less than a minute later, she'd somehow managed to bully me into falsely admitting to it and apologizing. FML
Today, while I was standing in line at the store, some guy insulted the girl in front of me as he walked past. She turned around and socked me in the face. FML
Today, I was at the mall and I noticed this guy staring at me from across the food court. He smiled and waved at me so I walked over there and tried to talk to him. He was looking at his girlfriend the whole time. FML
Today, I went to the mall with my girlfriend to buy some new clothes, and I turned around to give her a quick kiss. My lips were half-way to "her" face when I saw instead the face of another lady. She slapped me. My girlfriend was standing next to me, very pissed off. FML
Today, I was walking through Target when I was pulled aside by a very attractive girl who began kissing me. She stopped, because I wasn't who she thought I was. Disappointed, I turned around to see her very angry, very large boyfriend behind me. FML
Today, I was shopping in the mall. A cute store worker kept checking me out, so after I picked a few things I went up to her and started flirting. After a few seconds, she cut me off and said, "Actually I was watching you because you look like someone who would shoplift." FML
Today, in a convenience store, I asked a girl who wasn't wearing her mask and not keeping her distance to step away. After telling me to fuck off, she put her mask on, went to the teenage manager and said I was harassing her. Even after hearing my side of the story, I was asked to leave. Turns out it was his girlfriend. FML
Today, I was at the mall with my friend when I saw my boyfriend in Victoria's Secret - with another girl. They were joking and laughing, and I was really pissed off. So I stormed into the store and slapped him. He looked up at me with an angry and confused expression. It wasn't my boyfriend. FML
Today, I was shopping with my girlfriend, when a girl came out of nowhere, screaming at me for cheating on her, and saying she was dumping me. I've never seen her before, and she was almost grinning during her little act, but my girlfriend believed it, and I'm now single. FML
Today, while I was shopping at a store with my friend, I noticed a cute girl smiling at us. My friend said, "She's all yours," and walked away. When I approached her, she asked me if my friend was single. FML
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Bryce8 11
Take it as a compliment, clearly she got jealous of you and thought you were looking at her boyfriend. And don't worry, you will find that someone special one day.
feliciaheartu 21
That girl, needs a chill pill.
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Comments (38)
justanotherday7 7
She seems like she was actually threatened by you and needed to close her boyfriends attention away from you. You probably are just more beautiful then her and her boyfriend was checking you out
Setareh23 34
This is very true. I've noticed that I only ever get dirty looks from girls when I put more effort into my appearance (ie: dress & heals, versus t-shirt and jeans). I guess OP can take comfort that that girl most likely felt threatened by and jealous of her beauty, as well as the fact that OP doesn't have such an awful personality!
allforfun 23
Single, yes. Insanely jealous, no. Advantage: you. That girl is gonna be single, guys don't want to deal with that kind of stuff.
tamesenicole 27
Not for long anyway
9a_1z 12
I think I'd rather be single than be in a relationship where I'd have to aggressively make-out with my boyfriend whenever another girl came too near to him. It sounds very stressful.
aylatan_ 9
Some girls are just pathetic, their problem is with their own self confidence, not you, so don't let it get to you :-)
aylatan_ 9
That sounded a bit harsher than I meant
luckypants 17
Holy Insecurity, Batman. Her boyfriend will see right through the way she acts; that has to be such a turn-off. And no worries, OP. Someone special will come into your life, just keep being patient.
worldclassrager 41
Would the words excuse me do anything?
Oihana_fml 22
According to OP's username, she wasn't even that close.
redheadedmonster 24
That bitch is either really insecure or man does that butter turn her on!
dani07april06 3
you definitely are better off than they are. they have extreme jealousy issues.
destroy577 11
shouldve roasted her.
olpally 33
Just say "**** you, bitch" and walk away like normal.