Love, Cars, My ex and Vandalism: Deep fried eggs - FML

Deep fried eggs

By Anonymous - 09/07/2022 18:00

Today, after I broke up with my boyfriend about two weeks ago, I didn't think much of it since we haven't spoken, I went out on a date last night with an old friend, came back home and went to sleep… When I got up for work, I went out to my car to find someone had egged it. It still won't come off. FML

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RichardPencil 30

Sunday 10 July 2022 2:15

That was un-eggs-spected. These stains are eggs-tremely eggs-asperating to eggs-tract. If you don't like my yolks, get ova yourself!

SirEnigM0nk 22

Sunday 10 July 2022 4:09

I wonder if the ex boyfriend was named Bumen, Al Bumen? Pretty hard boiled to egg her on. I guess the breakup didn't go over easy and left him shell-shocked.

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RichardPencil 30

Sunday 10 July 2022 2:15

That was un-eggs-spected. These stains are eggs-tremely eggs-asperating to eggs-tract. If you don't like my yolks, get ova yourself!

SirEnigM0nk 22

Sunday 10 July 2022 4:09

I wonder if the ex boyfriend was named Bumen, Al Bumen? Pretty hard boiled to egg her on. I guess the breakup didn't go over easy and left him shell-shocked.

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