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Who said your neighbor was Jiraya???
Who in gods name is jaraya?
The purvey Naruto character
hahaha nice one.
Jiraiya RULES! On topic, since you are so patient with useless tasks, you may as well piece most of it together, attach a note and shove it through the letterbox.
Yes 43. Half tit must be quite a view. Personally, I would have resolved the puzzle before.
Jariah.*
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You kids need to get out more.
Texas is the best! Well, haters gonna hate!
i know i sound stupid, but what does lyllgygu stand for?
well that's better than picking up dog poo.
did yaw buss off on his lawn? KEKEKEKE "wus aw dis wite shit!" KEKEKEKE
101- You were right:) my iPad screwed it up :)
Where is the FML here? It was a ******* Playboy, the only bad part is that OP didn't get paid. They could have just used a rake or something..
70, *Jiraiya
Jiraiya's a beast.
All right, and Hidan's here to throw in his two cents!
As long as Madara doesn't show up we're good.
If Tobi found a playboy magazine, things would get interesting
Lots of people like *Naruto, and judging by your ignorant comment, you don't.
thats the tip.......
AFTER OP gets paid. The guy might get pissed. haha
so.. u ran over HIS magazine that HE hid in HIS yard? and you picked it all up? I would've made him eat that shyt if he told me to pick it up
lol xD pervy sage!!
Now that's dedication.
Nothing quite as fascinating as public masturbation..... .....or as creepy.
OP's not dedicated. Here's what really happened... OP was cutting the grass using a riding mower while masturbating to a playboy. The wind got a hold of the magazine and he ran it over. OP was simply covering up for himself.
I would have left the yard in a sticky mess.
**** ya leave the pics where the were and have some fun :P
why would he leave something like that in his yard. weirdo.
it's a hint
Holy ******* shit, it's Trogdor.
Holy ******* shit, it's Trogdor.
Holy ******* shit, it's Trogdor.
That just makes everyone's day, right?
A mans gotta have his porno, especially in Texas
*looks at 17's profile picture* Yeah, they need their ****.
unless your in to tattooed ugly bitches.
It's hot in Texas.
#28,61, Shut up? 17 is not ugly, and I'm from Texas. Thats offending. And we have some of the most beautiful girls here in Texas. And the prettiest NFL cheerleaders, Dallas Cowboy cherrleading. Js.
Cheerleaders.**
78 being a master tech doesn't always necessitate being at a plant. master techs or the shop leads are the guys with the most ase's and factory training. therefore the most qualified to work on certain models. similar to the Nissan master techs that are the only ones aloud to work on the Gtr and leaf.
Guys= Judgemental assholes.
Honestly no one gives two *****.^
By the way to everyone, I wasn't trying to say that women in Texas are ugly from my first comment, honestly.
^
Most of you probably have never been to Texas, and it's a great place.
95 = ignorant, stereotyping asshole
Ok, you guys all need to calm down. 17 is pretty, Texas has the same amount of hot chicks as any other state, and why was there a spat about cheerleading? All of this is kind of silly to be arguing about.
17 is ugly as ****. just another typical angsty "I-am-so-******-hardcore-i-don't-give-a-shit-bout-how-e-world-judges-me-and-I-can-survive-alone-in-this-world-with-my-19-year-old-fiancé-and-we're-gonna-last-forever.-****-cash-****-jobs-and-****-school.-that's-how-punk-rock-I-am." teen. I'm just saying.
Holy shit CEG3 just started a whole fight on this thread! stop arguing its a website/app you dont need to prove your points no matter how retarded other people are. btw 17 you arent really a looker yourself)
131; You have no room to talk about someone's appearance when you don't have enough balls to put a picture of your actual face. 17; You're actually not ugly at all. Don't listen to all of these ass holes.
omg wow yall are actually fighting about texas!? dont call 17 ugly, thats disrespectful, and none of yall have seen EVERY girl in texas so you cant say theres no pretty chicks, and whoever said cheerleading isnt a sport needs to shut up, those girls work their asses off! everybody needs to shut up about other states, nobody gives a damn.
dear 137, what has my lack of a photo of myself have to do with balls? if that is how this works, u don't have e balls to send me pics of your ****! does it work this way? hmm. :) yours sincerely 19eightyeight
lmao that would be some dedication
did you put it all back together?
didnt see four's comment
didnt see four's comment
Exactly. Why should you get paid extra to fix your own mistake?
If grass is tall enough, it can conceal something quite well until you go over it with the mower.
hah bet he was all excited every time he found a piece of boob! on a side note animalover, you kinda look like Angelina Jolie.
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why would he leave something like that in his yard. weirdo.
Who said your neighbor was Jiraya???