Today, as I was mowing my neighbor's lawn, I found the Playboy magazine he'd left in his yard. I found it with the mower. I spent the next hour picking up little shards of naked women for no extra pay. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, one of the kids in my neighborhood told me he would mow my lawn for 10 bucks. After a few minutes, I heard the mower stop. He had mowed a penis into my front yard then run away. FML
Today, I ran over a newspaper with the lawnmower, instantly volunteering myself to pick up confetti for hours. FML
Today, after spending three hours raking leaves, I went to the store to get some supplies. I came back to find my neighbor had decided to blow his leaves all over my yard. FML
Today, I was emptying a bag of grass from my lawn mower when I saw pieces of what used to be a 50 dollar bill. FML
Today, I went to feed my neighbors' chickens while they were on vacation. I noticed the TV on inside, so I peeked in to see if the place was being messed with. Guess who found the neighbor home early, fully naked, and jerking off. FML
Today, I found the $3,200 engagement ring I dropped in my yard. I ran over it with my lawnmower. FML
Today, I paid a local homeless man to rake the leaves in my yard. After paying and driving him to the bus stop, I found his shit on my back porch. I need new shoes. FML
Today, I had to mow the lawn with a weed-whacker because it rained a lot the past week and the push mower was broken. I started "mowing", and forgot that I was mowing where the dogs take dumps, I absentmindedly whacked over dog poop… which got flung into my face. FML
Today, I thought I'd take advantage of the lovely weather and sunbake topless in my grandmother's back yard. My grandma went up the street to do some shopping and didn’t tell me that men were coming to mow the lawn. I was laying on my back. FML
Today, while mowing the lawn, I ran over a hornet's nest. FML
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nmsm 1
why would he leave something like that in his yard. weirdo.
dixieboo 0
Who said your neighbor was Jiraya???
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Comments (218)
KLern 0
hmm probably should have left it instead of wasting your time picking up the scraps... you already ruined it anyways...
ALEXLASFLA 0
how is picking up pieces of nude chicks bad? lucky…
zniltiaC 19
The way you phrased it is hilarious!!!
saltypirate 0
that's happened to me several times
642_fml 0
Hah I agree
nebula748 14
Why weren't you using a bag for the mower?
berryblue 0
lol
MaskedAspen 6
laughed so hard.
Chrispayne 4
He planted it there hoping to get a show from u after u found. Sound like you both lost
SirObvious 1
guess he needs a new hiding place. f his l