Today, I was emptying a bag of grass from my lawn mower when I saw pieces of what used to be a 50 dollar bill. FML
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SlyTail
| 5
:/ you killed it.
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aikokohitori
| 0
Why was a 50 dollar bill just lying on the floor unnoticed?
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SlyTail
| 5
:/ you killed it.
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gojira666
| 7
The one that got away....
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nateylovesporn
| 1
major sad face! D: tape it back together!:D yeah that won't work..
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diceplaya
| 12
Today, I was taking a walk through my neighborhood, with the money i earned from spending hours and hours at work. By the end of my stroll, I noticed it was gone and turned around to see a jackass take out pieces of my $50 from the lawnmower. FML
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Neopets_dot_com
| 0
Where I live you can replace ripped bills for a new one, but shredded bills...tough luck.
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xoconnie
| 8
congrats, ur $50 poorer
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fakeaccountX
| 6
At least you're not Mr. Krabs; you would die of a heart attack by now.
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RiiOT09
| 9
I think there's a department of the gov't where you can send in the pieces of a damaged bill and if your reason/story explaining how the bill got damaged they'll try ans piece it back and cut you a check.
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thatpreppyguy
| 0
Hmm, it could have been worse. For instance, last year I left my wallet on the bus - the wallet was a present worth $600 and it contained all my cards and approximately $400 in cash :( .
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Deathhound
| 27
:( So sad!
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bubble25_fml
| 5
55 show off -.-
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Jovecove
| 13
20- thatwaslame.
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mhnilo88
| 0
55- that's why you never carry that much cash on you.
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gccobra
| 0
Bubble shut up you emoassgaybitchlickingpenis
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Xtra_Cheddar
| 3
That's illegal sir. . . or maybe that's burning money
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maurambie
| 9
Watch where you're mowing!
FYL, I would never look for money if I were cutting the grass.
FYL, I would never look for money if I were cutting the grass.
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Fruit_Dealer
| 9
Grass? Money? Sounds fishy..
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marmlr339
| 14
I'm glad in Australia, $50 notes are yellow!
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Hayman68
| 4
so is dead grass
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ThatOneCanadian
| 0
in Canada theyre red :)
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Utdforlife
| 4
It's blue in Singapore! You can't miss it!
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sxe_beast
| 11
Destroying U.S. currency is illegal. You're going to jail.
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aikokohitori
| 0
Why was a 50 dollar bill just lying on the floor unnoticed?
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dstivers
| 0
Don't you mean grass?
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bratprince
| 0
He's mowin the floor!
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SteveTheJanitor
| 6
Why do people like 11 take selfies of themselves in the bathroom? It does not make you look cool. Unless you're that guy who has a picture who looks like Gibby off iCarly, then he is cool.
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CryMoreFMLs
| 14
The bathroom -usually- has a mirror from which they can easily use to take an accurate photo of themselves.
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RedPillSucks
| 31
Today I went on FML to watch people make snarky/rude/pointless replies to each other and all I saw
was this well reasoned and to-the-point reply. FML.
was this well reasoned and to-the-point reply. FML.
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GwarKitty
| 5
23- What a head -_-
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JTthePurpleNinja
| 5
Mo' money
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bullrider92
| 19
Less money now.
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manic_maniac11
| 13
Thats unfortunate :(
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bizarre_ftw
| 21
Your luck is so bad you turn good luck sour!!!! (assuming that $50 wasn't originally yours)
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daydreamer244
| 13
at least it wasn't a 100 dollar bill. gotta think positive. :D
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NotAPedo
| 0
Cause everybody's day brightens up when they just learned that they lost 50 bucks.
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rebekahah
| 7
Dang :(
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AshleyCole
| 0
Unless your dirt poor, that's not much to be upset over..
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yamatelle
| 19
14- $50 could have bought me a new pair of underwear, a pack of beer, a hooker for one night, and if I'm lucky enough, 2 nights, and you're telling me not to be upset?!?! Huh?!
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EvilDave
| 13
Where do you live that hookers charge less than $20.00? Or, do you have no standards at all?
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Celesta
| 11
30 - He's looking for a hooker, I don't think he has any standards.
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Hamcons
| 1
Good call
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CryMoreFMLs
| 14
The newer hookers don't know how much to charge yet, so they're fairly cheap ;)
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yamatelle
| 19
30&31- First of all, I'm a girl, not a guy. Get your fucking facts straight. Second, can you take a joke? If you don't understand sarcasm, then by God, this is not the site for you. So, shut the fuck up and get the fuck off my tits!
Good day :)
Good day :)
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TheLetterZero
| 7
"can you take a joke?"
Maybe they can, but you proved you sure can't. :P
Maybe they can, but you proved you sure can't. :P
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stacianichole
| 2
I hope that "pack of beer" is just what your $7.99 a night hookers like...
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yamatelle
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65- Hookers love beer. Don't ask me how I know this..
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ThreeSheetsGone
| 12
It's true. We do love beer.....and crack. But mostly beer. *nervously scratches face*
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RaquelRox2299
| 0
U must be a snotty rich girl!!
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gccobra
| 0
Ur probably som snotfaced child who gets money from their parents every moment. Ur parents probably wipe u asscrack with cottonelle or baby wipes
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superpoptart
| 24
haha gotta agree with 88!
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hottiebrunette
| 0
Ohyeah 97 preach it
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nateym
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Or 50$ bills